Giant Pandas

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I'm Gideon from the burning Vale
podcast and you for listening to

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the infinite Rabbit Hole.
Keep it up guys, you doing a

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great job.
You're at the zoo with your

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family, you get to see the
exotic animals like the Lemurs

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gorillas tigers and so much
more.

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There's that cool dinosaur
exhibit.

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That just opened your older
brother was telling you all All

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about how cool it's supposed to
be since the displays move

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around.
You just can't wait to get going

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as the day goes on.
You get to see all these cool

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animals, but the one animal you
really, really want to see is a

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panda.
You're begging everyone to hurry

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up telling them, that the
kangaroos aren't even that cool.

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And we should just move on
already.

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Finally, the crowd gets moving
and you get to those big fluffy

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goofballs.
You watch with pure joy, as they

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munch on their bamboo and be
their clumsy selves as cute as a

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panda.
Maybe though, there might be

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more to this animal.
They were once considered to be

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a Cryptid after all.
Now, I know this might seem like

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an odd topic, All Things
Considered but there's Panda,

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folklore, history and theories
that I think are very worth

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sharing.
So today, we dive deep into

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everything.
That is the giant panda.

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Welcome back.
Back to infinite rabbit hole.

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What do you have against tribal
music you and your tribal music

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tribal music anyways?
But that be said, Jake, how's it

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going?
Well, introduce you first thing.

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Well, I'm sick.
But I'm eating cheese.

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It's so it's not all that bad.
Nice.

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Jesus really damn good.
So Awesome fun times it.

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Yeah, fine.
And Jeremy, how you doing today?

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Well, I am doing doing all
right, doing.

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All right, kind of, kind of
excited about this.

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You've, you've talked it up
quite a bit and I had so much

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fun doing this research
actually.

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Like it's I don't want to spoil
anything but it's It's a funny

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one.
It's a silly one for sure.

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And you'll understand why, but I
think it was worth it a

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discussion.
Nonetheless, it which is why I

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wanted to do it?
Well, I'm not going to make the

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mistake of underestimating you
this time.

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Thank you, not the snow.
And no threats of firing or

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anything.
No, no not at all because we've

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already been fired.
Ha ha ha.

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I I tried really hard because
again, like I know I've said it

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to people, I'm doing I'm
researching giant pandas, and

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everyone's like, excuse me what?
Why what's the point, why are

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you doing a panda?
Well, is there aliens, you're

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gonna find out why I'm doing the
patent, okay?

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It caught my attention.
It was very interesting to me.

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And I wanted to do something
kind of out of the norm for us.

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So here we are.
I am.

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I'm very excited because I
pulled up 14 pages of stuff to

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read for you for everybody here
today.

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So just on pandas, that's
fantastic.

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I mean I I'm aware of the whole
Panda lure of the you know, how

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they used to be a corrupted and
it took forever to actually

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prove that they existed but I
don't know too much, I don't

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know a lot.
I just know that they were and

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that's about it.
So I'll add some cool things

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about pandas doing this too.
So I don't know nothing so

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perfect.
And this right here, I just want

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to throw this out quickly
because I did not include it in

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the information, my research but
a group of pandas is called an

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embarrassment.
It's just like what I said, a

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group of jackalopes is called a
flagger.

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Doot.
Same idea, group of Pandas is

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called an embarrassment.
And in all honesty, they're kind

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of embarrassing animals.
So it makes sense.

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It's freaking awesome.
We'll get into that though.

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So with that being said, you
guys ready?

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You got anything else?
You have to say, announcements?

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Anything you guys want.
Throw up before we dive into

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pandas, um, Well, I think by the
time this episode comes out,

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this may be the last episode or
the last week that you can

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purchase something from the from
the merchant.

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I think that's or maybe not.
Maybe this is too late.

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I don't know.
Yeah, it's too late.

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Well, oh, well sexier.
Listen, if your socks are the

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suck nerd.
No, we're gonna get anything

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anyway.
So it doesn't matter.

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True.
We know who you are now, but

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nope.
I don't have any announcements

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or nothing like that.
Everything is kind of smooth

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sailing right now.
We're kind of just going with

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the flow and taking our time,
you know, diving into our next

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documentary type series, but
think we're going to take things

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a little bit slower.
These these black hole

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conversation episodes of just
been pretty sweet and we've

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gotten some pretty good
feedback.

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So maybe we'll do a little bit
more of these were just BSN and

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then You know, maybe we'll put a
little bit more time into the

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documentary type episodes that
we can really make them hit just

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just it just hits differently.
You know, you mentioned the hate

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mail thing.
Oh hey Bill, no, we didn't we

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didn't but not recently, we have
not recently though whirring

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good, you do?
Oh yeah, just kind of throwing

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out some funny ideas for
conversation and stuff.

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us an email and we will read it
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No, no.
Leave us a voicemail.

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Tell us yourself and we'll play
it and you can tell the world

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yourself, okay?
Either way, all your infinite

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radical complaints.
That's what you should do.

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Leave us a voicemail.
I would love to hear your voice.

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Telling us your complaints and
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want to tell us.
Let's hear it.

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I want to voice mail.
Either way, Option, One Voice.

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No, but if you want to hide
behind a keyboard like what was

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that?
What was that guy's name?

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Come on somebody.
Somebody knows it.

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Somebody knows it.
Yeah.

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Digital assassin.
Digital asshat.

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That's right.
Yeah you want to hide behind a

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keyboard like digital asset?
Go ahead?

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Maybe we should believe it out.
That's weird.

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Well, here's the thing is that
we're not going to we're not

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going to go on a rant about it.
Like last time and be like, oh

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well, you don't know nothing and
freaking out and stuff it, we're

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gonna be poking fun at At it.
So yeah, I mean if you got

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something you want to complain
about it, you know, even if it's

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satire, you know, telling us
that, you know, you hate

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Jeremy's beard and this is y or,
you know, I've got a big nose

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and it has ruined your life,
just looking at it, you know,

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something, we're will read it
all out, there.

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We think it'd be kind of funny
to kind of go through that.

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And then the next episode
talking about all of our, you

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know, positive reviews and
comments and stuff, and just

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read every single one of them.
And then who knows, maybe make

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that a yearly routine of just
being a, here's all the hate.

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All that we've acquired over the
years, that let's do a weekly.

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We have we don't get enough hate
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said.
Yeah.

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Because you get more and you
know, us to get more.

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Yeah.
Just just not clear one star

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reviews.
Just no no even if you have

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something bad to say still give
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Yeah there you go.
That's the best way to get our

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attention.
This is the worst podcast I've

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ever heard five stars.
One star reviews are like a kick

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in the balls.
Don't do that, come on, that's

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that's cheap.
The don't review it Community.

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If you're gonna give us one
star, please talk to us like an

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adult through the keyboards,
okay?

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But, but to be clear, no, I will
not be poking fun at anybody

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other than digital asset that is
that's become a personal

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Vendetta.
There has been plenty more.

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I promise you that I have not
Poked fun at it is just against

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that one individual and Mel
Gibson, not a big fan.

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I'm gonna I'm gonna bleep out
every single time you said that

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like you're just cussing against
baby panda.

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Nope.
Oh boy.

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So real quick, I just want to
say I had one of the reasons I

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had so much fun in this with
this research is because I was

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able to pull like little
aspects.

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There's parts of this.
There's parts of my script here

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that remind me of all three you
guys which I thought was

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hilarious and it worked really
well.

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And I thought it was really
really fitting.

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So, with that being show up.
Yeah.

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Jeff screw.
That guy.

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We let him.
I'm gonna tell him.

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You said that he's not going to
care.

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You're right.
Very right.

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I'm gonna tell him that Ken's
are listen to all of his

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episodes on his show.
He's been doing really and I'm

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gonna be like, no, she's lying,
but have anyways.

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Yeah, I'm ready.
Ready?

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And has, okay, here we go.
Okay, here we go.

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So what is a panda and where do
they come from?

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You're muted.
How the hell?

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Did I get muted?
Who pick me?

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Pick me up.
Tell you rude.

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And it's come from Mars.
Anyways, we'll try that again.

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What is a panda?
And where do they come from?

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We're all we're all aware of
what a panda bear looks like

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this cute ball fluff with black
eyes, ears, arms and legs.

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They're creatures that are
endemic to China.

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Meaning that the panda is only
found in one state Nation

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country island, Etc, and only
found, and they're only found

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within a few mountain ranges of
China.

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It was said that it was said
that around 20 to 30 thousand

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years ago.
Pandas were found in 16

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different provinces.
Aces of China.

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But today they are only found in
the provinces of Sichuan shaanxi

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and Gansu China made the panda,
a protected species in 1962 with

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offenders facing ten plus years
in prison and even death, they

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take the care of their national
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Very seriously, I want to go
over some Chinese folklore,

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Chinese folk lore and history is
very fascinating and has been

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has been extremely well
documented Thousands of years.

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All sorts of different stories
have been passed down stories

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such as the Jade Rabbit, the
legend of the white snake, or

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even stories about dragons.
There is even plenty of fork

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folklore on Bears.
Even the panda bear, including a

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couple variations of the story
about how the pandas got their

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markings.
This story is called the pandas

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and the shepherdess and goes as
such a shepherdess named dolma

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was living in the whoo.
Oolong Valley and was loved by

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all she would take her sheep
into the surrounding Hills every

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day and each day and all white
panda, Cub known as Bay Xiang

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would join the flock.
It was believed the panda.

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Did this thinking the Sheep were
other pandas one day?

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While enjoying the nice weather,
a leopard suddenly attacked and

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grabbed the young Panda.
Cub dolma instinctively, grabbed

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a large stick and started
swinging at the leopard, causing

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it to drop the panda and turn
its attention on to dolma.

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Unfortunately, she did not make
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Word of Damas fate spread very
quickly and then and when other

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pandas heard of the tragic
event, they became very sad and

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gathered to mourn the loss.
At the time, it was customary to

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rub the ashes of a loved one on
your arms to show respect.

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So, this is exactly what the
pandas did.

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However, they were so
grief-stricken.

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They cried and stop.
So, loudly while wiping their

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eyes and covering their ears to
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they rubbed black, ash all over
themselves and to this day,

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pandas still carried.
Those black markings, as a

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reminder of the young
shepherdess to add to this,

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Story Dolmas.
Three sisters were so upset.

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They threw themselves into
Dolmas grave, which caused the

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Earth to shake and Rumble as the
mountain, as a mountain was

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created from their grave.
The Four Sisters mountain also

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known as Mount signal, Yang
represents each sister, and it's

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Four, Peaks and is said to
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And protect the pandas to this
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There are other versions of the
story, one of which has a mother

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Panda as As the panda Cub both
which did not make it out of the

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leper Tech leopard attack
despite the effort of the

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shepherdess who also did not
make it the pandas gathered to

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mourn their loss, covering their
arms with Ash, never washing it

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off so they would have a
constant reminder of the brave

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shepherdess.
Other accounts of these stories

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say that the four sisters were
working together to kill the

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leopard and after the sister's
funeral, the pandas created the

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mountains, out of the sisters
bodies, What do you guys think

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of that story?
I think it's pretty interesting.

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I mean so far there's not much
that we can argue about this is

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lure, right?
I don't believe the story is

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true.
You, what's what?

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I'm debunking it right now.
Also 10 years in prison to life,

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that's an expensive hamburger
even death.

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Oh yeah, that's what I'm seeing.
Yeah, that's an expensive am

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burger, right?
Maybe I was that was like, Mike.

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They've changed that law a few
times over the years, I think,

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now it's they no longer kill the
person, but you can face up to

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life.
In jail.

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Now, if you're caught messing
with a panda, they take their

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pandas very seriously out there.
Well, they're one of the most

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endangered animals in the world,
aren't they?

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They are no longer actually
endanger their now the next

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step.
Well, you know what?

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That means.
Open, Sea Open Season.

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Oh no, I've been labeled as I
can't remember the word.

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They're no longer considered
endangered though, there's

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enough out there that they can.
They're on the verge of

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endangerment, but there's enough
out there that they could still

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sustain a wild population.
Don't pandas like, they're so

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lazy that they don't even like
we're gonna get there first to

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do it.
We're going to get there.

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Don't technically, you could
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with pandas and eventually they
die out.

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Yeah, we're gonna get there.
Don't you worry.

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It gets better.
It gets been way better.

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The next step is vulnerable.
Battling.

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The worst is extinct extinct in
the wild critically endangered

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and dangered.
Vulnerable near threatened

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conservation, dependent least,
concern data deficient and non

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evaluated.
That's what Bigfoot is not

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evaluated.
Make sense and Panda sits at

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vulnerable.
So there you go.

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They are. yeah, they've I want
to give too much away because I

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do talk about that but they've
Created a big enough population

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but the unfortunate part is this
not just the wild population

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that they're accounting for so
damn kid.

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Jump into it are pandas even
actually bears.

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But they like big raccoons or
something.

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They are bears, actually.
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Someone's going to say I'm
really heartless for talking

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about killing panda bears but
people, they are not.

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But I got a section about that
too.

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So quit trying to jump ahead.
Jacob, I'm just answering a

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question.
Little known fact.

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The pandas scientific name is
Ursa Oreos.

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And Cream.
I mean, sure it's not but we can

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go with that.
True.

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It is not.
I don't know what it is.

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I would know I did the research.
Did you, do you know?

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I don't have it in here but I
did come across its scientific

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name a few times.
It's a yellow Taylor Rowe Pota

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melon lyokha.
Yeah, that's it sure.

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Yep.
All right.

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I'm ready to go.
Bunch of fancy words that Ken's

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are can't pronounce, which is
why she left it out.

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Okay.
We ready for the next part?

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Yeah.
Over the years, many different

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names have been given to the
giant panda.

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Like mentioned earlier, the
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different Chinese provinces.
So there's no wonder the panda

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might have had so many different
names.

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Some of these names include
picks.

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You the pig.
See, you was depicted as a very

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large animal.
It Was Written in the analysis,

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also known as the biographies of
the five Emperor's that emperor.

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Hwang used to keep a picks you
to use for fighting the stories.

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Tell that as early as four
thousand years ago, the emperor

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Had A Tribe Called whoo-hoo
anxiety, and they used tamed

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animals, such as leopards,
bears, tigers.

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And even the Peaks you they
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Oh, but sorry.
The name pxu was also used in

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reference to ancient.
What Warriors to symbolize their

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victory in all wars?
Mo was another name used some

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ancient texts, tell stories of
an animal that was remarkably

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tough with teeth that could bite
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And was known by the name of Mo
stories, tell of Mo being held

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in hunting areas, since hunting,
the mou was considered to be an

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act of strength because of its
ability to bite through Metals,

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it was nicknamed The Iron eating
animal.

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These stories also come with
reports that people were afraid.

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afraid of the mou because of its
ability because of its ability

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to eat through metals, Another
name used was dae-jung mouth.

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Meaning Great Bear cat.
This name was used because of

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the pandas rounder face, sort of
like a cat's and the fat figure

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look more like a bear later.
The Chinese writing system was

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reformed and the official
Chinese name for the bear became

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Zhang now.
White Bear.

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This name was given to help
emphasize how the panda is, a

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symbol of peace to this date.
China offers pandas to Nations

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as a guest, your for peaceful
relations other names, include

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China bear because it's rare
animal endemic to China, giant

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raccoon because of its physical
resemblance to a raccoon or

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silver dog.
Red.

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Pandas are locally known as
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So silver dog just seemed to
make sense.

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Another interesting fact about
this that I found was the panda

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is very commonly referred to as
the yin and yang the yin and

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yang story in history.
Pandas have been known to be

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somewhat scary yet, strong
creatures, but as people started

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to do research on pandas, they
quickly learned, that pandas

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are, in fact, quite peaceful and
very kind combine, this with the

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unforgettable black and white
fur coat.

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You have a physical living
symbol of the yeah.

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The yin-yang a creature
considered to have Warrior like

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qualities and has a personality
completely opposite of that.

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I did happen to stumble upon
some information that claimed

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pandas had some kind of
medicinal value as well during

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the Ming Dynasty.
A well-known pharmacists,

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leashes.
N made several claims that

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different parts of pandas had
healing values things such as

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the panda fur making.
Excellent dry bedding.

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How pending urine?
Could dissolve any kind of

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metals, that may have been
ingested and Panda fat was

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stored in Stone containers and
was said to treat swelling.

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Sleeping with a pelt warded off
diseases.

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And just some, this is just some
interesting than this is just

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some interesting information
that I had never heard before

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making Panda history just that
much cooler.

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What do you guys think?
I looked it up.

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I wanted to Bunk it so bad,
apparently, there's no cases of

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a panda mauling a human Wild.
You can find, that's why I don't

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think they're actual Bears
because bears are Godless

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killing machines.
Pandas are not Bears then.

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Fair.
That's a fair thought.

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Then fact about bears.
Make some really scary is there.

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The only land mammal that will
kill you water will eat.

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You be killing?
Yeah.

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Yeah, they don't even stop to
make sure your dad, did you

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start eating you?
I'm even more afraid of this

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man, thinks there's don't just
start eating you.

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I don't dull.
Just rip your guts out while

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you're watching it.
Yeah, we're as like, you know,

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cats wolves all the other big
bads, right?

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They'll At least go for your
neck.

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Kill you before before they
start like, you know, it's make

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sure your business that were.
They got the zombie idea.

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That from then zombies just
fucking tear you apart and each

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of us you're alive maybe.
Oh no, I mean, it is a pretty

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terrifying aspect of the right
that I've already not work but

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ever want to go through that.
I mean, it's the whole world

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gets different once you get
into, like, reptiles and, and

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Aquatic species, because a lot
of those, we'll just the same

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thing like crocodiles
alligators, do.

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Just start eating.
It's a lizard.

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Brain in them.
Yeah.

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You know what I'm saying?
Jake.

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You know what?
Yeah.

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Elizabeth.
Yeah.

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Those are great.
Um.

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So at what point were pandas
deemed to be, you know, needing

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to be preserved to the point
where we're going to imprison

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people and kill them.
If the was at one point, they

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were saying that well got there
like most ancient cultures

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random body parts of certain
animals.

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So this will cure leprosy and
this little do that and this

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will do this and drink the urine
because it'll dissolve Well

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apparently like it was just, you
know, hit or miss people were

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just kind of winging it.
Yeah.

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And like every culture in the
world did it.

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But like I want to know where
the, where the stop was where

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they're like, oh this isn't true
and also we should protect these

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things.
So I kind of get into that a

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little bit later here.
Okay?

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You love to jump ahead.
You, you've done this several

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times.
I'm just returning the favor of

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you guys getting.
So here's what I can tell you

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right now is pandas.
From my research pandas

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throughout Chinese history, were
always viewed as these very

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strong, very scary animals.
They were used as they were used

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by a and whatnot for for
protection, for hunting, for the

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whole nine yards.
This Emperor, I mentioned

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Emperor.
Who Aang, he, I guess.

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He had a very specific hunting
grounds that he only is that he

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kept a lot of pandas in that he
used specifically just to go

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hunting or when he had to go to
war or whatever the case may be.

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But he used these animals, these
were very prized animals to him.

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They if anybody hurt his
animals, they were gonna get

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hurt themselves, kind of idea.
They were feared, they were very

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feared animals.
People were totally Fide of the

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panda.
There was a little bit of a

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transition at some point, which
I do talk about, but I find it

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what I can tell you right now is
the panda.

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Was used as a fighting animal
according to Folklore and

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history at one point like a dog
fighting kind of thing kind of.

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Yeah.
It's but then again, you bring

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in the whole medicinal aspect of
it.

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It kind of adds to this in my
personal opinion, without

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jumping too far.
Ahead it adds to its

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endangerment.
Your this animal was Oh yeah,

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they butchered him by the
millions.

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Probably.
Yeah, they wanted.

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It was so highly regarded.
They wanted the Pelt.

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They wanted the fat, the whole
nine yard the urine, the whole

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nine yards, right?
So they were hunting the animal.

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And it got to that point of when
we finally discovered it, that's

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when it was at, its end point of
point of endangerment, right?

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The whole nine yards.
Again, I feel like I'm giving

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too much away, but I do explain
a lot more of that coming up.

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Well, I mean that's totally
believable.

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I mean, look at them.
They're absolutely gorgeous

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animals.
Oh, yeah.

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The uniqueness of the color
patterns plus the, you know, I

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mean, black and white, does pop
up quite a bit in nature.

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It's not that rare, obviously,
your beiges and Browns, or, and

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your solid.
Blacks are more more popular or

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you're solid.
Eight is more popular, but in

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its it is a very unique looking
pattern itself like a zebra,

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right?
Has stripes.

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If you think of like other
animals that are black and white

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like a house cat, you get a
plethora of different patterns

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that I could possibly come in,
but the pattern of the pattern,

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the panda is the same.
It's it it's it's very it's

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strange but at the same time,
it's very unique.

454
00:28:29,400 --> 00:28:31,600
Eek and I could see where the
want is.

455
00:28:31,600 --> 00:28:36,500
I mean, look at all the people
who want, you know, skins of

456
00:28:36,500 --> 00:28:39,300
other animals, you know, like
the black bear?

457
00:28:39,400 --> 00:28:43,800
No, it's the black belt.
I mean, imagine the pet possum,

458
00:28:43,800 --> 00:28:46,500
people tell me I'm fucking
weirdo, but I want to pet

459
00:28:46,500 --> 00:28:48,100
possum.
Yeah, it's pretty weird.

460
00:28:48,300 --> 00:28:50,200
I don't care if I want to pause
here.

461
00:28:50,200 --> 00:28:52,600
I want to domesticated pet
possum, okay?

462
00:28:53,200 --> 00:28:58,500
I think the interesting thing
about bears or pandas is that

463
00:28:59,600 --> 00:29:02,200
Animals.
The birds are a completely

464
00:29:02,200 --> 00:29:06,400
different story because they can
fly generally, some can't, but

465
00:29:06,900 --> 00:29:13,200
most animals seem to have some
kind of Pelt, that's reminiscent

466
00:29:13,200 --> 00:29:18,200
of where they live in order to
provide active camouflage,

467
00:29:18,200 --> 00:29:22,100
right?
But the panda, I mean, unless I

468
00:29:22,108 --> 00:29:25,700
don't know off top my head.
There's a snowy season where

469
00:29:25,700 --> 00:29:29,300
they reside?
But I wouldn't think so.

470
00:29:29,400 --> 00:29:33,100
So since they feet they eat
bamboo which is like a lowland

471
00:29:33,100 --> 00:29:38,000
type plan but that's my
understanding.

472
00:29:38,200 --> 00:29:42,900
But their Pelt wouldn't a
provide any sort of active

473
00:29:42,900 --> 00:29:46,000
camouflage for them which would
which is very interesting.

474
00:29:46,600 --> 00:29:47,900
It's pretty cool.
So no.

475
00:29:49,600 --> 00:29:52,800
Pandas, I can't remember if it's
a if I actually put this in here

476
00:29:52,800 --> 00:29:57,200
or not, but pandas don't have a
natural predator.

477
00:29:58,300 --> 00:30:04,100
Hey.
They are just there, there's

478
00:30:04,100 --> 00:30:07,000
nothing out there that really
hunts them other than humans.

479
00:30:08,400 --> 00:30:12,800
Well, they're going to learn,
they did learn it.

480
00:30:12,800 --> 00:30:16,700
Sure.
Yeah but yeah, I can't remember

481
00:30:16,700 --> 00:30:19,100
if I actually put that
information tidbit of

482
00:30:19,100 --> 00:30:23,200
information, but if I recall
correctly, pandas, don't have a

483
00:30:23,208 --> 00:30:25,400
natural predator.
There's they, they are just

484
00:30:25,400 --> 00:30:27,000
there.
There's nothing out there.

485
00:30:27,100 --> 00:30:30,900
They are their worst enemy.
Well, I don't mean to be a

486
00:30:30,900 --> 00:30:34,900
buzzkill here, kid.
I just quickly did a quick

487
00:30:34,900 --> 00:30:38,000
Google search on that one mind,
you keep in mind before you

488
00:30:38,000 --> 00:30:39,700
continue, that was not
information.

489
00:30:39,700 --> 00:30:41,700
That I was actually looking for,
because I didn't think it was

490
00:30:41,700 --> 00:30:43,500
necessary.
So you're good, you're good,

491
00:30:44,800 --> 00:30:49,300
you're good, you're good.
Um, the the Jackal snow leopard

492
00:30:49,300 --> 00:30:53,400
and yellow-throated, Martin are
all capable of killing and

493
00:30:53,400 --> 00:30:56,700
eating panda cubs.
It's not dancing like a weasel

494
00:30:56,700 --> 00:31:00,300
Cubs.
Yes, I Specifically talking

495
00:31:00,300 --> 00:31:03,600
about a panoramic extremely
vulnerable, I'm talking about

496
00:31:03,600 --> 00:31:06,000
full-grown, pandas pan, right?
Full-grown pandas.

497
00:31:06,000 --> 00:31:08,200
Don't have a natural predator,
right?

498
00:31:08,200 --> 00:31:11,100
And I definitely see that but,
you know, just just throw it out

499
00:31:11,100 --> 00:31:13,000
there.
There is a time of their life

500
00:31:13,100 --> 00:31:16,400
where they could eat it.
Eat it by a young supported

501
00:31:16,400 --> 00:31:21,200
Mark, but are the Pub's colored
the same, or are they like deer

502
00:31:21,200 --> 00:31:23,900
where there they have the spots
and all that sort of stuff, and

503
00:31:23,900 --> 00:31:27,100
then it changes over time, okay?
So just to put things in

504
00:31:27,100 --> 00:31:33,300
perspective, I do get into the
actual like numbers and whatnot

505
00:31:33,300 --> 00:31:39,200
for this, but when a panda is
born, they are about maybe 2

506
00:31:39,200 --> 00:31:43,600
inches long, 3 inches, long
compared to the mother which is

507
00:31:45,600 --> 00:31:47,200
again.
I got the numbers in here

508
00:31:47,200 --> 00:31:52,200
somewhere but I think they're
like 119 hundredth the size of

509
00:31:52,200 --> 00:31:56,500
their mother.
Yeah, I are heinie.

510
00:31:56,500 --> 00:32:02,400
They stick this little tiny bead
of a living thing in their

511
00:32:02,400 --> 00:32:06,900
armpit to keep it warm.
Yeah, it looks like a little

512
00:32:06,900 --> 00:32:09,700
rat, like a little more pink.
They come up pink.

513
00:32:09,700 --> 00:32:11,900
They don't come out colored
anything like that.

514
00:32:12,000 --> 00:32:14,000
Yes, exactly.
Yeah.

515
00:32:14,000 --> 00:32:16,000
That's a that's not a marsupial.
No.

516
00:32:16,000 --> 00:32:18,500
Yes.
Okay, not a mercy.

517
00:32:19,300 --> 00:32:22,500
But yes, are we return more?
They might be, I don't know.

518
00:32:22,500 --> 00:32:24,800
Once you go check what we see.
Really.

519
00:32:25,300 --> 00:32:29,900
Yeah, your plan of a roulade,
kangaroos taste, good kangaroos,

520
00:32:29,900 --> 00:32:34,700
make some good meat on them
anyway, Kid.

521
00:32:35,000 --> 00:32:39,300
But yeah, we ready for the next
part then take your way.

522
00:32:40,000 --> 00:32:44,600
Okay.
The panda wasn't known by any

523
00:32:44,600 --> 00:32:47,700
other part of the world until
1869.

524
00:32:47,800 --> 00:32:53,000
When father Armand, David was
given a panda skin and sent it

525
00:32:53,000 --> 00:32:56,500
back to Paris to have it
analyzed, Armand.

526
00:32:56,500 --> 00:33:01,000
David was a Catholic priest as
well as zoologist and botanist.

527
00:33:01,600 --> 00:33:04,700
He spent quite a few years in
China for data and specimen

528
00:33:04,700 --> 00:33:07,300
collection.
And at the request of the French

529
00:33:07,300 --> 00:33:10,500
government, some items of his
collection were sent to Paris

530
00:33:10,500 --> 00:33:14,500
for further examination.
This did include the panda skin.

531
00:33:15,300 --> 00:33:18,600
He had found over 200 different
species of birds, insects

532
00:33:18,600 --> 00:33:22,500
reptiles and other creature that
at the time were completely

533
00:33:22,500 --> 00:33:27,500
unknown.
He had also discovered the père

534
00:33:27,600 --> 00:33:31,900
David dear or the Father, David
dear sent, he sent to the first

535
00:33:31,900 --> 00:33:36,300
sample of the emerald, ash borer
as well as being credited for

536
00:33:36,300 --> 00:33:38,300
the discovery of the giant
panda.

537
00:33:39,200 --> 00:33:42,000
Father, David wrote in his
journal, when I was on my way.

538
00:33:42,100 --> 00:33:44,700
Way back to church.
I was invited to have arrested,

539
00:33:44,700 --> 00:33:47,600
mr.
Lee's home in his home, I saw

540
00:33:47,600 --> 00:33:50,300
the pandas skin.
It's big.

541
00:33:50,300 --> 00:33:53,200
It's big and beautiful colored
black and white.

542
00:33:54,100 --> 00:33:57,500
The skin was quite peculiar.
Lee told me that I would see

543
00:33:57,500 --> 00:34:01,600
this animal very soon for his
Hunters were going to hunt it,

544
00:34:02,200 --> 00:34:07,400
it seemed that a new species in
the science domain will be found

545
00:34:08,300 --> 00:34:11,699
two weeks later when the hunters
had returned with a panda bear,

546
00:34:11,900 --> 00:34:15,800
he claimed that he quote,
believed it to be a new species,

547
00:34:15,900 --> 00:34:19,300
not only because of the skin
color, but also because of the

548
00:34:19,300 --> 00:34:25,100
hair beneath its feet and other
characteristics, A German

549
00:34:25,100 --> 00:34:29,500
zoologist named Hugo.
We gold was the first person to

550
00:34:29,500 --> 00:34:33,800
own a live panda bear.
An expedition calls called the

551
00:34:33,800 --> 00:34:38,100
stoats, Nur Expedition took
place in 1916.

552
00:34:38,600 --> 00:34:42,000
And is when we gold saw the
first wild panda.

553
00:34:42,699 --> 00:34:45,000
He later, purchased a young
Panda Cub.

554
00:34:45,600 --> 00:34:48,800
Unfortunately, I was unable to
find any sort of information on

555
00:34:48,800 --> 00:34:54,600
this Expedition, but between
1869 and 1929, Many different

556
00:34:54,600 --> 00:34:57,500
Expeditions were done in attempt
to find a Panda.

557
00:34:58,600 --> 00:35:02,800
Most of these were ultimately
unsuccessful in their book in

558
00:35:02,800 --> 00:35:07,100
their book cryptozoology, A to
Z, Loren Coleman and Jerome

559
00:35:07,100 --> 00:35:14,800
Clark quoted Anthropologist
George a gonio saying, quote

560
00:35:15,100 --> 00:35:21,200
from 1869 to 1929 a period of 60
years, a dozen.

561
00:35:21,200 --> 00:35:24,500
Well, staffed and well-equipped
professional Zoological

562
00:35:24,500 --> 00:35:28,900
collecting teams unsuccess
unsuccessfully sought an animal,

563
00:35:28,900 --> 00:35:33,700
the size of a small bear in a
restricted area, the giant panda

564
00:35:33,700 --> 00:35:37,700
lives in the same general area
and the same general, elevation

565
00:35:38,100 --> 00:35:40,800
six to twelve thousand feet as
the yeti.

566
00:35:41,700 --> 00:35:49,100
At this animal remained hidden
hidden for over 60 years. 1928

567
00:35:49,100 --> 00:35:53,000
to 1929 was the year that the
Kelly Roosevelt's Expedition

568
00:35:53,000 --> 00:35:56,300
took place.
This expedition was sponsored by

569
00:35:56,300 --> 00:36:01,300
William V Kelly who was a field
museum trustee and benefactor

570
00:36:02,100 --> 00:36:05,000
and was said to be very well
equipped for this endeavor.

571
00:36:05,700 --> 00:36:09,200
The Expedition itself was broken
up into three sections.

572
00:36:09,500 --> 00:36:12,100
The first was led by the
Roosevelt Brothers, Kermit and

573
00:36:12,100 --> 00:36:15,300
Theodore jr.
The second was led by British

574
00:36:17,000 --> 00:36:21,500
Herbert Stevens and the last was
led by HJ cool Rich.

575
00:36:23,500 --> 00:36:26,600
The brothers ended up being the
first westerners to find and

576
00:36:26,600 --> 00:36:29,700
kill a giant panda.
Later writing a book about their

577
00:36:29,700 --> 00:36:34,200
experience titled trailing the
giant panda, which was first

578
00:36:34,200 --> 00:36:39,500
published in 1929 an expert, an
excerpt from an article.

579
00:36:39,500 --> 00:36:41,700
I found on the book is as
follows.

580
00:36:42,300 --> 00:36:46,700
Quote, the Kelley Roosevelt
Field Museum Expedition, which

581
00:36:46,700 --> 00:36:49,600
penetrated into the wild
portions of the union and

582
00:36:49,600 --> 00:36:53,500
Szechuan Central China were the
object of the trip.

583
00:36:56,300 --> 00:37:00,200
Sorry, the Kelly Roosevelt Field
Museum Expedition which

584
00:37:00,200 --> 00:37:03,500
penetrated into the wild
portions of Yunnan and Sichuan

585
00:37:04,100 --> 00:37:07,900
Central China, where the objects
of the trip was attained in the

586
00:37:07,900 --> 00:37:10,600
shooting of a fine specimen of
the giant.

587
00:37:10,600 --> 00:37:15,500
Panda of the bamboo jungles
discovered 60 years ago by PR

588
00:37:15,500 --> 00:37:20,500
David, the French missionary
scientist, but searched for, in

589
00:37:20,500 --> 00:37:24,900
a van by subsequent subsequent
hunters and naturalist.

590
00:37:27,100 --> 00:37:30,500
This finding was a big deal for
a lot of people but other than

591
00:37:31,100 --> 00:37:34,800
but another Panda wouldn't be
found until seven years later in

592
00:37:34,800 --> 00:37:41,000
1936 sparking, what is called
pandemonium Ruth.

593
00:37:41,000 --> 00:37:45,200
Harkness was a materialistic.
Woman Fashion Designer socialite

594
00:37:45,300 --> 00:37:48,700
and animal trafficker.
Her husband had left to find a

595
00:37:48,707 --> 00:37:54,200
Panda in 1934, but died of
cancer early 1936 while in

596
00:37:54,200 --> 00:37:57,300
China.
So Ruth traveled to Anna to

597
00:37:57,300 --> 00:37:59,100
finish.
What her husband had started

598
00:37:59,700 --> 00:38:02,100
that same year.
She wrapped a panda cub in her

599
00:38:02,100 --> 00:38:04,300
coat and brought it back to the
US.

600
00:38:05,000 --> 00:38:09,600
This nine-week-old Panda that
was named Su Lin was the first

601
00:38:09,600 --> 00:38:15,000
live panda in the United States.
Suelen, meaning a little bit of

602
00:38:15,000 --> 00:38:17,900
something.
Very cute was eventually placed

603
00:38:17,900 --> 00:38:22,100
in the Chicago Brookfield Zoo.
Harkness went on to more

604
00:38:22,100 --> 00:38:24,700
expeditions in search of the
panda.

605
00:38:25,000 --> 00:38:30,000
Bringing back a second Panda
named Meimei in 1937 but was

606
00:38:30,000 --> 00:38:32,300
unsuccessful on her third
Expedition.

607
00:38:33,100 --> 00:38:34,700
She went on to write a few
books.

608
00:38:34,700 --> 00:38:39,000
One about Sue Ellen called the
baby giant panda, as well as her

609
00:38:39,000 --> 00:38:43,100
book, The Lady and the panda
both published in 1938.

610
00:38:44,200 --> 00:38:47,200
Harkness may have been the first
person to bring a panda to the

611
00:38:47,200 --> 00:38:50,200
Western World.
However, she most definitely was

612
00:38:50,200 --> 00:38:53,900
not the last to do.
So Soo Lin came to America in

613
00:38:53,900 --> 00:38:58,100
1936 and over the next decade
14.

614
00:38:58,100 --> 00:39:01,300
Different pandas were taken from
China by foreigners.

615
00:39:01,900 --> 00:39:05,300
China started to have some
issues with this and in 1946

616
00:39:05,300 --> 00:39:08,900
decided, to no longer allow
foreigners to exploit pandas

617
00:39:08,900 --> 00:39:13,600
like they had been in 1957,
China started to gift.

618
00:39:14,000 --> 00:39:17,000
As to other nations not only as
a sign of Goodwill.

619
00:39:17,200 --> 00:39:20,100
But also as a guest, your
friendship between the nations

620
00:39:20,800 --> 00:39:25,200
in the 1960s for of the world's
first Panda was reserves were

621
00:39:25,200 --> 00:39:30,300
created and the pandas added to
the list of animals that cannot

622
00:39:30,300 --> 00:39:32,600
be hunted.
After a nature, decree was

623
00:39:32,600 --> 00:39:35,500
issued prohibiting people from
hunting, several different

624
00:39:35,500 --> 00:39:38,100
animals.
It was discovered in the early

625
00:39:38,100 --> 00:39:40,500
70s.
Through DNA testing the panda

626
00:39:40,500 --> 00:39:44,100
was a member of the bear family,
which of course peaked His

627
00:39:44,100 --> 00:39:46,200
interest.
This was new information.

628
00:39:46,900 --> 00:39:50,100
China went on to do a census and
to and determined there were

629
00:39:50,100 --> 00:39:54,800
only about 2,400 pandas in the
wild, which led to more field.

630
00:39:54,800 --> 00:39:59,700
Studies of the animal in 1979,
the chairman of the World,

631
00:39:59,700 --> 00:40:03,900
Wildlife, Foundation, or WWF,
signed an agreement with

632
00:40:03,900 --> 00:40:08,300
Beijing, this agreement allowed
for conservation of animals

633
00:40:08,300 --> 00:40:12,100
around the world and the panda
was the first conservation

634
00:40:12,100 --> 00:40:13,800
project that they had agreed
upon.

635
00:40:13,900 --> 00:40:17,700
Pain.
What do you guys think of that?

636
00:40:21,900 --> 00:40:26,200
Very cool.
It's a lot there but a history.

637
00:40:26,500 --> 00:40:31,000
Yeah.
There's actually I was quite

638
00:40:31,000 --> 00:40:37,000
surprised with panda history if
you go I included in my sources

639
00:40:37,000 --> 00:40:41,600
so people can go check it out.
But if you go to the WWF

640
00:40:41,600 --> 00:40:47,100
website, you can actually see
all of the panda history and

641
00:40:47,100 --> 00:40:50,000
it's quite a lengthy page of
information.

642
00:40:50,000 --> 00:40:56,700
And it's, I think the most
recent update, was from 2016 or

643
00:40:56,700 --> 00:41:01,700
17, I may may be wrong about
that, but it's quite the lengthy

644
00:41:02,100 --> 00:41:06,400
page of information, and I was
pleasantly surprised about how

645
00:41:06,400 --> 00:41:14,700
much Panda history there is from
1867 to today, Very cool.

646
00:41:17,300 --> 00:41:20,400
What?
Okay, I gotta ask, what, what

647
00:41:20,400 --> 00:41:24,900
got you on the topic?
There's a conspiracy behind

648
00:41:24,900 --> 00:41:27,100
pandas.
There's a major conspiracy

649
00:41:27,100 --> 00:41:29,700
behind and he's painters are
fake hashtag, right?

650
00:41:29,700 --> 00:41:34,300
Yes let's that's what got me
interested and that's where

651
00:41:34,300 --> 00:41:36,700
we're headed.
So, when I said earlier that

652
00:41:36,700 --> 00:41:39,500
this aspect had a little bit of
each of you in it.

653
00:41:41,300 --> 00:41:44,400
Panda used to be a Cryptid.
So there's the Jeremy part.

654
00:41:45,300 --> 00:41:48,700
I've got a Jeff part and then I
finish it with a jake part,

655
00:41:48,800 --> 00:41:52,600
okay?
So the finisher move calling it

656
00:41:52,600 --> 00:41:54,200
the morning.
You got.

657
00:41:54,600 --> 00:41:56,700
I think that everybody's going
to love this.

658
00:41:56,700 --> 00:41:58,800
I think the listeners are going
to really enjoy this.

659
00:41:58,800 --> 00:42:02,100
Come, the end of the episode.
That's I was really excited for

660
00:42:02,100 --> 00:42:05,800
this because I could, I was able
to pull a little aspects of all

661
00:42:05,800 --> 00:42:09,500
of us and put it into this.
I was able to find a topic that

662
00:42:09,500 --> 00:42:15,500
was a little bit off course, for
us that still fit What we're

663
00:42:15,500 --> 00:42:20,000
about in the whole nine yards.
I thought this was fun and this

664
00:42:20,000 --> 00:42:24,300
was cool and I thought it was
worth a discussion clerical.

665
00:42:24,400 --> 00:42:27,400
Let's do it.
Oh, I looked into I use the

666
00:42:27,400 --> 00:42:29,500
Google box while you were
speaking.

667
00:42:29,600 --> 00:42:33,900
And I don't think I've ever seen
a panda Cub before, not like the

668
00:42:33,900 --> 00:42:36,400
little pink rat one, but I mean,
the one they actually have fur

669
00:42:36,400 --> 00:42:38,000
and they're just small right
now.

670
00:42:38,000 --> 00:42:40,400
Look, exactly.
Like, they look exactly like the

671
00:42:40,400 --> 00:42:42,400
adults saying hair patterns.
Everything.

672
00:42:42,500 --> 00:42:46,900
Yeah, that being said, though, I
did, I doubt that they do very

673
00:42:46,900 --> 00:42:51,700
well in the snow and that they
have to be in temperatures lower

674
00:42:51,700 --> 00:42:57,100
than 77 degrees Fahrenheit or
like 25 degrees Celsius or

675
00:42:57,100 --> 00:42:59,600
something like that so they
don't know that.

676
00:42:59,600 --> 00:43:04,300
Yeah, from time for me, so they
seek out colder areas.

677
00:43:05,500 --> 00:43:09,400
So I mean, yeah, if they spend a
certain amount of time in the

678
00:43:09,400 --> 00:43:13,200
snow than their hair, pattern
would make sense but every other

679
00:43:13,200 --> 00:43:17,600
time it wouldn't but But still a
unique looking animal, for sure.

680
00:43:18,000 --> 00:43:20,200
They tend to go up and down
mountains.

681
00:43:20,700 --> 00:43:24,000
And so they're probably going
between two different climates

682
00:43:24,000 --> 00:43:25,100
there.
One.

683
00:43:25,700 --> 00:43:27,300
Hmm.
One day they're hanging out in

684
00:43:27,300 --> 00:43:29,700
snow in the next, they're
hanging out in the Green Bamboo

685
00:43:29,700 --> 00:43:31,900
Forest.
So it's probably a little bit of

686
00:43:31,900 --> 00:43:35,100
both because it's up and down
the mountain, you know.

687
00:43:35,300 --> 00:43:38,700
Yeah I could be wrong.
I I don't know. 100%, I've never

688
00:43:38,700 --> 00:43:43,700
seen a panda in the wild so
never never not once because

689
00:43:43,700 --> 00:43:49,200
they don't exist, exactly.
I wonder if they could get mean.

690
00:43:50,600 --> 00:43:54,600
I'm sure I mean the guy used
they can the emperor used them

691
00:43:54,600 --> 00:43:56,900
for hunting and and battles and
stuff.

692
00:43:56,900 --> 00:43:59,100
I'm sure they could be trained
to rip an arm off.

693
00:43:59,200 --> 00:44:02,100
They definitely.
Can I talk about that a little

694
00:44:02,100 --> 00:44:05,100
bit, not too too much, but they
definitely can't.

695
00:44:05,100 --> 00:44:07,300
They do have a violent streak to
them.

696
00:44:07,800 --> 00:44:10,400
Mmm-hmm.
Yeah.

697
00:44:10,500 --> 00:44:13,200
Godless killing machines.
So they are bears.

698
00:44:13,300 --> 00:44:14,600
Okay.
Yep.

699
00:44:16,100 --> 00:44:18,200
You ready for this expert?
You're gonna like this next part

700
00:44:18,200 --> 00:44:19,800
Jeremy.
So it's just what are you?

701
00:44:19,900 --> 00:44:21,100
You let's do it.
You ready?

702
00:44:21,100 --> 00:44:25,400
Okay, here we go, dr.
George Schaller isn't a

703
00:44:25,500 --> 00:44:29,900
german-born.
American mammalogist, biologist,

704
00:44:29,900 --> 00:44:33,900
conservationist and author who
is known mostly for his work

705
00:44:33,900 --> 00:44:38,100
involved with the mountain
gorilla conservation in 1980.

706
00:44:38,100 --> 00:44:42,200
He was invited by WWF to conduct
field research for the

707
00:44:42,200 --> 00:44:46,800
conservation of the panda during
his time, in the field Schaller,

708
00:44:46,800 --> 00:44:49,800
discovered that pandas were
actually carnivorous creatures.

709
00:44:50,300 --> 00:44:53,200
And believed that they had
adapted over time as a way to

710
00:44:53,200 --> 00:44:57,000
avoid fighting for food with
other species, he had also

711
00:44:57,000 --> 00:45:01,100
stated that he believed that
pant, the panda had no problem,

712
00:45:01,100 --> 00:45:04,700
surviving in the wild and
perhaps the animals Newfound

713
00:45:04,700 --> 00:45:08,000
popularity is the reason the
panda population seem to have

714
00:45:08,000 --> 00:45:11,000
taken a hit.
Since his initial research

715
00:45:11,000 --> 00:45:14,600
Expedition, for the panda, the
wild population had increased by

716
00:45:14,600 --> 00:45:19,100
45%, he even made a claim.
That the panda pelts were used

717
00:45:19,100 --> 00:45:21,900
for Thracian.
Menstrual treatments in the

718
00:45:21,900 --> 00:45:25,200
third century.
Something about dr.

719
00:45:25,200 --> 00:45:27,500
Schaller that I thought would be
worth the mention.

720
00:45:28,000 --> 00:45:32,700
He is one of the few scientists
out there that argue we should

721
00:45:32,700 --> 00:45:36,600
actually be looking further into
Bigfoot Schaller has been

722
00:45:36,600 --> 00:45:40,200
described as a skeptic.
However, he also has a great

723
00:45:40,200 --> 00:45:43,700
disapproval for anyone who
dismisses Bigfoot as a myth or

724
00:45:43,700 --> 00:45:49,000
hoax saying that quote a hard
I'd look is absolutely needed.

725
00:45:49,900 --> 00:45:54,600
I couldn't agree more, the
research done by the doctor

726
00:45:54,600 --> 00:45:57,200
would be the basis for panda
knowledge for many years to

727
00:45:57,200 --> 00:46:00,700
come, but there was still so
much that we had to learn about

728
00:46:00,700 --> 00:46:05,600
pandas in their behaviors.
As a result between 1983 and

729
00:46:05,600 --> 00:46:09,200
1987.
There were over 30 panda cubs.

730
00:46:09,200 --> 00:46:12,900
Taken from the wild and placed
in captivity we weren't yet

731
00:46:12,900 --> 00:46:16,400
aware that Mama pandas will
leave their young for up to 50

732
00:46:16,400 --> 00:46:21,100
hours so they can go foraging.
This was also the decade China

733
00:46:21,100 --> 00:46:24,300
started to loan, pandas out to
zoos and other countries for a

734
00:46:24,300 --> 00:46:27,700
fee of up to 1 million u.s.
dollars.

735
00:46:28,600 --> 00:46:32,100
The next big research project on
pandas and their environment,

736
00:46:32,100 --> 00:46:35,000
didn't take place until 1985
288.

737
00:46:35,700 --> 00:46:40,500
The results of this survey
showed that there were only 1114

738
00:46:40,500 --> 00:46:43,600
pandas in the wild.
This came as a surprise since

739
00:46:43,600 --> 00:46:50,000
the previous survey estimated
about 2459, pandas, In the 90s,

740
00:46:50,000 --> 00:46:52,500
some people started having
issues with China loaning out,

741
00:46:52,500 --> 00:46:55,700
they're loaning out the pandas
to other countries.

742
00:46:56,200 --> 00:46:59,100
There was a decent amount of
money to be made from zoo-goers.

743
00:46:59,100 --> 00:47:01,800
All wanting to see a panda.
And China was also gaining

744
00:47:01,800 --> 00:47:04,000
Runner revenue from this loaning
system.

745
00:47:04,200 --> 00:47:06,500
So it just seemed to be a
win-win for everybody.

746
00:47:06,900 --> 00:47:09,500
However, there were
International conservation

747
00:47:09,500 --> 00:47:13,300
groups that wanted to stop the
commercial use of pandas

748
00:47:13,600 --> 00:47:17,400
explaining, the negative impact
that it could have on the wild

749
00:47:17,400 --> 00:47:20,400
population.
If the Exploitation continued.

750
00:47:21,100 --> 00:47:26,400
Starting in 1999 and continuing
to 2003, the ministry of

751
00:47:26,400 --> 00:47:31,600
Forestry and world and the World
Wildlife Foundation partnered up

752
00:47:31,600 --> 00:47:34,300
to conduct a much more in-depth
survey.

753
00:47:34,300 --> 00:47:37,700
The goal was to gain more
knowledge and a better

754
00:47:37,700 --> 00:47:40,900
understanding of things such as
the animal's habitat and the

755
00:47:40,900 --> 00:47:44,200
population, an attempt to better
the conservation.

756
00:47:44,200 --> 00:47:47,800
Efforts the results of this
survey weren't released until

757
00:47:47,800 --> 00:47:52,900
2004 revealing that there were
only about thousand 596 pandas

758
00:47:52,900 --> 00:47:56,100
in the wild.
The data collected also showed

759
00:47:56,100 --> 00:48:00,000
that the area the pandas lived
in the wild had decreased by

760
00:48:00,000 --> 00:48:05,100
over 114 km2 or 44, square
miles.

761
00:48:05,400 --> 00:48:09,800
Leaving a total of twenty
twenty-three thousand 49 square

762
00:48:09,800 --> 00:48:17,600
kilometers or 8899 square miles.
Meanwhile, there were other

763
00:48:17,600 --> 00:48:21,100
studies being done on how the
pandas were currently in kept.

764
00:48:21,400 --> 00:48:23,200
Meanwhile, there were other
panda.

765
00:48:25,100 --> 00:48:28,000
Meanwhile, there were other
studies being done on.

766
00:48:28,000 --> 00:48:34,600
How many pandas were currently
in captivity, and by 1999, they

767
00:48:34,600 --> 00:48:40,000
revealed there was a population
of 467 captive pandas over the

768
00:48:40,000 --> 00:48:42,700
years.
They have also been many, many

769
00:48:42,700 --> 00:48:46,500
people who have been punished
for the illegal poaching or

770
00:48:46,500 --> 00:48:50,600
trafficking of a panda.
These crimes were punishable by

771
00:48:50,600 --> 00:48:56,000
death until 1997 when it changed
to a 20-year or life prison

772
00:48:56,000 --> 00:48:59,000
sentence.
Now, I want to quickly touch

773
00:48:59,000 --> 00:49:03,900
base on an incident that took
place in 1987. 288 referred to

774
00:49:03,900 --> 00:49:10,300
as the pain, an fake panda
incident December of 1987, a

775
00:49:10,300 --> 00:49:13,600
private zoo in Tanana.
Taiwan announced that they had a

776
00:49:13,607 --> 00:49:16,800
panda bear on display.
There wasn't much of a story to

777
00:49:16,800 --> 00:49:19,100
the incident.
However, the zoo didn't have a

778
00:49:19,100 --> 00:49:22,400
real panda bear.
They had taken a sun bear and

779
00:49:22,400 --> 00:49:26,900
painted it to look like a panda,
the display lasted, a total of

780
00:49:26,900 --> 00:49:28,900
ten days.
He's shutting down on January,

781
00:49:28,900 --> 00:49:31,700
third of 98, after a group of
experts.

782
00:49:31,700 --> 00:49:33,900
Determine the animal was in fact
fake.

783
00:49:34,700 --> 00:49:38,500
Another attempt to fake pandas
with was made by a circus in

784
00:49:38,500 --> 00:49:43,000
Italy, back in 2014, the owner
of said circus had falsified

785
00:49:43,000 --> 00:49:45,800
documents claiming.
He had two real pandas in his

786
00:49:45,800 --> 00:49:48,600
possession and he had painted to
Chow.

787
00:49:48,600 --> 00:49:51,100
Chow puppies to look like panda
bears.

788
00:49:52,100 --> 00:49:56,400
He was then he then went and
charge tourists to take pictures

789
00:49:56,400 --> 00:49:59,100
with these animals.
Later.

790
00:49:59,100 --> 00:50:02,200
He was caught and charged for
faking the documents and

791
00:50:02,200 --> 00:50:09,400
endangering animals.
Hey buddy, bear with us while we

792
00:50:09,400 --> 00:50:16,500
take this quick break.
I have seen people painting

793
00:50:16,500 --> 00:50:19,600
their dogs so I like pandas, and
they are so cute.

794
00:50:19,800 --> 00:50:25,000
I know they're adorable.
I love the whole painting hair.

795
00:50:25,000 --> 00:50:29,900
Dyeing dogs thing.
I think he's animals safe,

796
00:50:29,900 --> 00:50:35,200
Peyton hair, dyes, and paints.
Now, since we're on the topic of

797
00:50:35,200 --> 00:50:38,300
bears, Jake, I'm pretty sure we
brought this up before on the

798
00:50:38,300 --> 00:50:41,600
show.
Naked bears.

799
00:50:42,000 --> 00:50:44,500
Hmm, they're terrifying.
Oh my.

800
00:50:44,600 --> 00:50:46,300
My we've had this discussion.
Yes.

801
00:50:47,000 --> 00:50:51,600
If you do, if you anybody listen
to this right now wants to see

802
00:50:51,600 --> 00:50:57,400
one of the most horrifying
things, look up a shaved bear or

803
00:50:57,900 --> 00:51:02,000
a naked bear.
Now, the absolutely Guardians of

804
00:51:02,000 --> 00:51:03,600
The Nightmare realm.
Yeah.

805
00:51:03,600 --> 00:51:07,400
Most horrifying things that you
could ever.

806
00:51:07,400 --> 00:51:11,500
Think of, I mean even picturing
a bear without hair, doesn't do

807
00:51:11,500 --> 00:51:13,000
it justice, you have to look at
them.

808
00:51:15,000 --> 00:51:17,300
I agree.
Yeah it's gross.

809
00:51:17,300 --> 00:51:24,000
It's creepy but yes homeboy who
thinks that we should be looking

810
00:51:24,000 --> 00:51:25,700
into Bigfoot.
Definitely a smart man.

811
00:51:26,000 --> 00:51:30,800
I can I'll back that 100%.
I felt that I needed to be out

812
00:51:30,800 --> 00:51:32,400
of there.
Oh, you're right.

813
00:51:32,500 --> 00:51:34,200
Like we need it.
I needed to share that with

814
00:51:34,200 --> 00:51:35,800
everybody.
Great job.

815
00:51:36,900 --> 00:51:38,400
You see?
I pulled Bigfoot in.

816
00:51:38,500 --> 00:51:41,300
I didn't even have to try.
I did not even have to try

817
00:51:41,300 --> 00:51:43,600
there.
You did great kid.

818
00:51:43,700 --> 00:51:48,900
It.
Yeah, you know, I agree that

819
00:51:48,900 --> 00:51:53,200
pandas are very interesting and
like, how they don't eat meat

820
00:51:55,400 --> 00:51:59,000
because I mean, there's, there's
various types of bears like we

821
00:51:59,000 --> 00:52:02,100
North Americans.
I mean, we got our black bears

822
00:52:02,100 --> 00:52:04,400
and are brown bears or grizzly
bears.

823
00:52:04,400 --> 00:52:12,300
You know, there's polar bears,
sun bears, There's the Bears

824
00:52:12,300 --> 00:52:14,900
that have they're all black,
except for that white like bat

825
00:52:14,900 --> 00:52:19,300
symbol on their chest.
Those things, I mean, they'll

826
00:52:19,800 --> 00:52:22,200
tear people up.
I saw this video of this guy in

827
00:52:22,200 --> 00:52:24,500
India that was like, taking a
selfie with one in there, rip

828
00:52:24,500 --> 00:52:30,400
his arm off, it's crazy.
And it's like, so that's one of

829
00:52:30,400 --> 00:52:34,100
the things really.
That got me thinking that pandas

830
00:52:34,100 --> 00:52:36,900
weren't actually bears in the
same way we call them, like,

831
00:52:36,900 --> 00:52:38,800
koala bears, but those aren't
Bears.

832
00:52:39,000 --> 00:52:41,900
Yeah, right.
So I thought that The Bears was

833
00:52:41,900 --> 00:52:44,500
in the same sort of thing where
it's not actually a bear, just

834
00:52:44,500 --> 00:52:49,200
called a panda bear.
But yeah, very interesting that

835
00:52:49,200 --> 00:52:54,300
they don't eat meat in there.
Scarcely, vegetarians not true.

836
00:52:56,100 --> 00:53:01,400
No, no, they're omnivorous.
Omnivorous not technically.

837
00:53:02,000 --> 00:53:06,700
We're quite happy.
They are and in a general sense.

838
00:53:06,700 --> 00:53:10,500
Yes, they are.
But they eat their there then.

839
00:53:10,500 --> 00:53:14,500
So they're the babies their
cards, but I can't breed.

840
00:53:14,700 --> 00:53:18,800
Well, I mean, I go more into
detail, I think in this next

841
00:53:18,800 --> 00:53:23,300
part, but they, yes, they do.
I'll just, okay, I'm just gonna

842
00:53:23,300 --> 00:53:26,100
dive into this, then if that
I've been to it, Yeah, dive into

843
00:53:26,100 --> 00:53:29,100
it.
We doing kid, jump jump, go now

844
00:53:29,700 --> 00:53:33,500
shut up.
She's abusive.

845
00:53:36,300 --> 00:53:38,800
Now that we've covered some
Panda history.

846
00:53:39,400 --> 00:53:42,800
What have we learned about?
Pandas over the years nothing

847
00:53:47,400 --> 00:53:51,000
Well, they're known to be these
clumsy fluff fluff balls,

848
00:53:51,000 --> 00:53:55,100
rolling around happiest.
Can be munching away on bamboo,

849
00:53:55,400 --> 00:53:57,900
but there's way more to a panda
than just that.

850
00:53:58,400 --> 00:54:02,800
The average panda is about six
feet long around, 220 pounds

851
00:54:03,000 --> 00:54:07,700
with a life span of 20 to 25
years and take up to 14 hours a

852
00:54:07,700 --> 00:54:13,700
day to eat, around 12 to 38, kg
or 27 284 pounds of bamboo.

853
00:54:13,800 --> 00:54:18,500
Ooh, they also have an extended
wrist bone, which acts almost

854
00:54:18,500 --> 00:54:21,200
like a thumb, allowing them to
hang onto tough.

855
00:54:21,200 --> 00:54:26,300
Bamboo shoots easily along with
its very sharp teeth and Jaws to

856
00:54:26,300 --> 00:54:30,400
rip the bamboo a Bart.
But something interesting is

857
00:54:30,400 --> 00:54:34,100
that a pandas is that pandas
actually have the digestive

858
00:54:34,100 --> 00:54:37,700
system of a carnivore to prevent
themselves from getting tummy

859
00:54:37,700 --> 00:54:41,200
aches they produce waste up to
50 times a day and that helps

860
00:54:41,200 --> 00:54:43,000
explain why they have to each
soap.

861
00:54:43,100 --> 00:54:46,700
Eat so much food.
It is believes, It is believed

862
00:54:46,700 --> 00:54:50,800
that pandas committed to Bamboo
as a food source over 3, million

863
00:54:50,800 --> 00:54:53,600
years ago.
So it's a bit of a mystery as to

864
00:54:53,600 --> 00:54:56,700
why the digestive system hasn't
adapted accordingly.

865
00:54:57,500 --> 00:55:00,500
Pandas may be clumsy and unable
to hunt but they still go to.

866
00:55:00,800 --> 00:55:04,500
They still enjoy a good steak
every now and then and we'll eat

867
00:55:04,500 --> 00:55:06,200
meat when offered the
opportunity.

868
00:55:07,400 --> 00:55:10,100
Pandas are creatures that like
to be left alone and tend to

869
00:55:10,100 --> 00:55:13,600
stay close to their home,
they're fairly an expressive

870
00:55:14,500 --> 00:55:18,300
making the odd grunt or bar.
They don't tend to roar like a

871
00:55:18,300 --> 00:55:23,800
bear.
Well, they heavily rely on their

872
00:55:23,800 --> 00:55:28,100
smell using a special smell
gland Jake.

873
00:55:28,100 --> 00:55:32,300
You're gonna love this located
under their tail and surrounding

874
00:55:32,300 --> 00:55:36,700
the anus.
Yeah, to rub against things like

875
00:55:36,700 --> 00:55:38,900
trees, are rocks to leave
specific.

876
00:55:38,900 --> 00:55:43,800
Smells behind for other pandas.
Yeah, male and female pandas use

877
00:55:43,800 --> 00:55:46,000
their sense as a bit
differently.

878
00:55:46,600 --> 00:55:50,400
Male pandas, usually using it as
a way to mark their territory

879
00:55:50,400 --> 00:55:54,700
while female pandas uses A sign
for reproduction, but they also

880
00:55:54,700 --> 00:55:57,900
tend to use these sense to let
other pandas know, if they want

881
00:55:57,900 --> 00:55:59,600
to make friends or be left
alone.

882
00:56:01,000 --> 00:56:06,000
Speaking of reproduction in the
springtime female pandas ovulate

883
00:56:06,000 --> 00:56:10,900
only once a year for one to
three days and just like a bear

884
00:56:10,900 --> 00:56:14,200
pandas have a delayed
implantation basically.

885
00:56:14,200 --> 00:56:16,900
Meaning that if the conditions
aren't totally right, the panda

886
00:56:16,900 --> 00:56:20,300
can use a certain mechanism
within their body to prevent the

887
00:56:20,300 --> 00:56:22,300
embryo.
Implantation, until the

888
00:56:22,300 --> 00:56:23,900
conditions are good enough.
Hmm.

889
00:56:24,200 --> 00:56:27,000
And it is believed.
This can last for up to a month.

890
00:56:27,800 --> 00:56:30,800
There are suggestions that this
delay is a Out of the panda

891
00:56:30,800 --> 00:56:34,400
being at too.
High of an altitude, others

892
00:56:34,400 --> 00:56:37,600
suggest that there isn't enough
nutrients from the mother yet.

893
00:56:39,400 --> 00:56:42,500
Three to six months later, we
have baby pandas.

894
00:56:42,900 --> 00:56:47,900
Usually born as twins, Noob or
pandas way about 4 ounces on

895
00:56:47,900 --> 00:56:52,600
average and are about 18
hundredths, the weight of the

896
00:56:52,600 --> 00:56:55,500
mother.
All they can really do is squirm

897
00:56:55,500 --> 00:56:59,200
around and make some noises.
Unfortunately, in most cases,

898
00:56:59,200 --> 00:57:02,400
only one of the two cups will
survive and it is believed that

899
00:57:02,400 --> 00:57:05,700
the mother Panda has a hard time
being able to handle both.

900
00:57:05,800 --> 00:57:07,600
So it just chooses to abandon
one.

901
00:57:08,800 --> 00:57:12,000
Newborn pandas are born blind
and without a fur coat.

902
00:57:12,500 --> 00:57:15,900
So they're very heavily depend
on the mother for quite some

903
00:57:15,900 --> 00:57:18,500
time.
Panda cubs will stay with the

904
00:57:18,500 --> 00:57:21,800
mothers for up to 23 years.
And in order for the mother

905
00:57:21,800 --> 00:57:25,100
Panda to have another litter,
she must be separated from her

906
00:57:25,100 --> 00:57:28,700
Cubs for this reason.
Pandas only tend to have a

907
00:57:28,800 --> 00:57:34,100
litter every other year, despite
the fact that pandas almost

908
00:57:34,100 --> 00:57:37,600
never have sex in captivity,
there have been methods put in

909
00:57:37,600 --> 00:57:43,300
place to help twin Cubs survive.
Zookeepers have taken the

910
00:57:43,300 --> 00:57:46,500
abandoned Cubs into their care
and would very carefully attempt

911
00:57:46,500 --> 00:57:49,400
to swap the panda cubs without
the mother seeing.

912
00:57:50,100 --> 00:57:53,400
This was done, not only to keep
both the comes alive, but to

913
00:57:53,400 --> 00:57:56,700
give each cup a chance to bond
and feed with their mother,

914
00:57:57,200 --> 00:57:59,900
something that would not
naturally happen in the wild.

915
00:58:01,100 --> 00:58:03,700
This does Present some
challenges though.

916
00:58:03,900 --> 00:58:06,500
There have been stories of
mother pandas, not wanting to

917
00:58:06,500 --> 00:58:09,500
give up the Cubs are currently
caring for and it leaves the

918
00:58:09,500 --> 00:58:11,300
other Cub.
Without the chance to nurse

919
00:58:11,900 --> 00:58:18,000
needless to say, it has some
save it needless to say, it has

920
00:58:18,000 --> 00:58:22,000
saved some panda cubs.
However, it's not a perfect

921
00:58:22,000 --> 00:58:25,200
system.
Did you have the ability to

922
00:58:25,200 --> 00:58:27,200
climb?
But they are very clumsy and not

923
00:58:27,200 --> 00:58:30,400
too good at it.
The pandas that can climb or

924
00:58:30,400 --> 00:58:33,400
usually seen using their heads
to assist them up the tree.

925
00:58:33,900 --> 00:58:37,800
However, based off the pandas
shape and size, it's fairly

926
00:58:37,800 --> 00:58:39,200
impressive that they can climb
it.

927
00:58:39,200 --> 00:58:44,100
All I wanted to point out, one
more random fact about the male

928
00:58:44,100 --> 00:58:48,600
pandas, they will actually be
doing a handstand, especially

929
00:58:48,600 --> 00:58:50,300
when they're trying to mark
their territory.

930
00:58:51,400 --> 00:58:52,800
It is believed that they do
this.

931
00:58:53,000 --> 00:58:54,800
Ice.
That is so that other pet to

932
00:58:54,800 --> 00:58:58,000
assure that other pandas, will
catch the scent, and it

933
00:58:58,000 --> 00:59:02,200
increases the odor filled.
They also will find wide trees

934
00:59:02,200 --> 00:59:04,600
with rough bark.
Because these conditions tend to

935
00:59:04,600 --> 00:59:07,400
hold the scent.
Better gotta admit.

936
00:59:08,100 --> 00:59:11,800
It makes the panda.
Look pretty stupid other

937
00:59:11,800 --> 00:59:13,900
pictures of this.
Yes, there is.

938
00:59:14,000 --> 00:59:20,400
They're fantastic.
So yeah, I mean a lot of animals

939
00:59:20,400 --> 00:59:21,900
have scent glands around the
whole Bible.

940
00:59:23,100 --> 00:59:24,900
Where is it?
If you really want to catch my

941
00:59:24,900 --> 00:59:28,200
attention, find an animal that
like ejects, it's like pink

942
00:59:28,200 --> 00:59:30,900
socks itself and slapped it
against trees or something like

943
00:59:30,900 --> 00:59:36,300
somebody into that.
It seriously sounded like male

944
00:59:36,300 --> 00:59:41,200
pandas, especially will back
their asset will walk their ass

945
00:59:41,200 --> 00:59:44,900
and up a tree and just start
rubbing their ass on it and then

946
00:59:44,900 --> 00:59:48,600
carry on with life.
And to me, that was the BS thing

947
00:59:49,300 --> 00:59:53,500
like they pee doing a handstand.
That's already hilarious.

948
00:59:53,500 --> 00:59:56,500
Like pretty nice.
The more I talk about it.

949
00:59:56,500 --> 00:59:59,000
This is the embarrassment things
start to make more sense.

950
01:00:00,200 --> 01:00:01,700
They're pretty embarrassing
animals.

951
01:00:03,000 --> 01:00:05,500
Well, someone should tell them
and maybe they'll knock it off.

952
01:00:05,500 --> 01:00:08,400
I don't think they care.
You guys honesty.

953
01:00:08,900 --> 01:00:11,600
Just look at the picture.
I just sent to the chat.

954
01:00:12,300 --> 01:00:17,200
It's these.
Hello.

955
01:00:18,100 --> 01:00:20,700
It's like somebody dressed up as
a pan for.

956
01:00:20,700 --> 01:00:24,700
He's Tikki.
Careful, think you can sing too.

957
01:00:24,700 --> 01:00:30,300
Gosh I talked about that too.
The pandas as soon as possible.

958
01:00:32,200 --> 01:00:35,300
But they know if oddly enough
you're safe.

959
01:00:35,800 --> 01:00:38,700
You're saying they're trying to
scar them when the reality is

960
01:00:38,700 --> 01:00:40,700
they're trying not to scare
them.

961
01:00:40,800 --> 01:00:46,000
The panda Devil comes out.
That's what this looks like.

962
01:00:46,100 --> 01:00:51,800
Yep, Panda demon.
This, this handstand peeing

963
01:00:51,800 --> 01:00:56,800
technique is wild.
You don't keep the first time I

964
01:00:56,800 --> 01:00:59,300
saw.
I heard that I was like, what

965
01:00:59,300 --> 01:01:03,400
the fuck what happened?
Like why did I?

966
01:01:03,400 --> 01:01:06,300
I was so baffled by that.
That.

967
01:01:06,600 --> 01:01:12,600
But then I actually looked into
it and it made too much sense.

968
01:01:14,200 --> 01:01:17,600
It's they're smart.
They're smart animals.

969
01:01:18,100 --> 01:01:20,300
They got there.
They've got some smart achill

970
01:01:20,300 --> 01:01:22,300
particles up there.
Yeah, they do.

971
01:01:25,600 --> 01:01:27,300
That's funny.
It's hilarious.

972
01:01:30,400 --> 01:01:32,000
Ready for the next part, then
guys.

973
01:01:32,400 --> 01:01:35,900
Yeah, this one's a little bit
shorter, but this is my Jeff

974
01:01:35,900 --> 01:01:38,600
part.
Yes, ready.

975
01:01:39,300 --> 01:01:42,700
I can't wait for my part which
is going to say, what sort of

976
01:01:43,200 --> 01:01:45,500
handed compliment as you're
going to throw at me.

977
01:01:46,000 --> 01:01:48,600
No, it's I'm so excited.
It's fun.

978
01:01:48,900 --> 01:01:49,800
Anyways.
You ready?

979
01:01:50,800 --> 01:01:56,200
Yeah, I'm ready.
So, what if I said, pandas are

980
01:01:56,200 --> 01:02:03,500
lab made a possible genetic
Chimera, maybe, what is a

981
01:02:03,500 --> 01:02:07,600
chimera exactly?
Well, a chimera is a single

982
01:02:07,600 --> 01:02:10,800
organism with more than one
genotype.

983
01:02:11,100 --> 01:02:14,100
There are many different ways, a
chimera can present, but there

984
01:02:14,100 --> 01:02:18,400
have been evidence of chimeras
mm in humans specifically in

985
01:02:18,400 --> 01:02:20,500
Twins and bone marrow
transplant.

986
01:02:20,700 --> 01:02:25,600
Sip Ian's, could the panda
possibly be a human bear Chimera

987
01:02:26,000 --> 01:02:29,500
or a raccoon bear.
Chimera, I know that sounds

988
01:02:29,600 --> 01:02:34,100
absolutely Bonkers but people
argue that due to how few and

989
01:02:34,100 --> 01:02:39,000
far in between Panda sightings
have been the authentic, the

990
01:02:39,000 --> 01:02:43,000
authenticity of a panda is
questionable and there are

991
01:02:43,000 --> 01:02:46,600
claims that you can't find any
sort of folklore or history on

992
01:02:46,600 --> 01:02:50,800
pandas.
If you Google pandas, sorry, if

993
01:02:50,800 --> 01:02:55,800
you Google are pandas, born
female, you will get the answer.

994
01:02:55,800 --> 01:02:59,600
Yes.
All pandas are born, female.

995
01:03:01,300 --> 01:03:04,700
This is a big reason.
Why people think that pandas

996
01:03:04,700 --> 01:03:08,400
are, in fact, a lab made
creature using Jurassic Park.

997
01:03:08,400 --> 01:03:12,400
As an example, all the dinosaurs
in the movie were lab made and

998
01:03:12,400 --> 01:03:18,100
all were born, female makes you
wonder There's also the aspect

999
01:03:18,100 --> 01:03:21,000
that the panda was created to be
nothing more than a political

1000
01:03:21,000 --> 01:03:24,500
symbol, a way to show.
Good faith and peace among

1001
01:03:24,500 --> 01:03:27,700
nations.
And as a tourist trap, all

1002
01:03:27,700 --> 01:03:30,700
pandas are owned by China.
Even the ones born in the US and

1003
01:03:30,700 --> 01:03:34,000
other countries, China has the
right to take back the pandas at

1004
01:03:34,000 --> 01:03:36,800
anytime they want.
And there's an extensive

1005
01:03:36,800 --> 01:03:41,100
monitoring and data collection
done daily, which then gets sent

1006
01:03:41,100 --> 01:03:46,000
back to China Daily for their
records but if any government

1007
01:03:46,000 --> 01:03:49,000
was to Need a lab made creature.
Do you think they would tell us

1008
01:03:49,008 --> 01:03:52,100
about it or they find a way to
use this creation to their

1009
01:03:52,100 --> 01:03:54,800
advantage?
Just to quickly.

1010
01:03:54,800 --> 01:03:58,200
Clear the air as I shared
earlier, there's plenty of

1011
01:03:58,200 --> 01:04:00,000
folklore and history on the
panda.

1012
01:04:00,400 --> 01:04:04,100
So people clearly aren't doing
their research properly and not

1013
01:04:04,100 --> 01:04:08,900
all pandas are born, female
pandas don't actually start to

1014
01:04:08,900 --> 01:04:12,300
develop genitalia until they're
about 3 to 4 months old.

1015
01:04:12,300 --> 01:04:15,200
So it's actually quite difficult
to tell the gender of a panda

1016
01:04:15,200 --> 01:04:19,200
without a blood test.
This misinformation is the first

1017
01:04:19,200 --> 01:04:23,000
thing that pops up on Google and
is from a book that shares 100

1018
01:04:23,000 --> 01:04:25,800
facts about.
Pandas, most of which are

1019
01:04:25,808 --> 01:04:29,100
completely made up.
Hmm.

1020
01:04:29,600 --> 01:04:31,500
And this is why we don't use the
Google box.

1021
01:04:31,500 --> 01:04:35,000
Everybody just saying that's
right we use your page 5 the

1022
01:04:35,008 --> 01:04:38,900
Google box.
Yeah let's break this down real

1023
01:04:38,900 --> 01:04:40,500
quick.
It doesn't have to necessarily

1024
01:04:40,500 --> 01:04:44,300
be lab made think of the way
that human beings have

1025
01:04:44,300 --> 01:04:48,600
domesticated dogs.
When they all were Wolves at one

1026
01:04:48,600 --> 01:04:52,700
point.
And then now we have ones that,

1027
01:04:53,400 --> 01:04:57,700
you know, using the word
lightly, we've evolved from that

1028
01:04:57,700 --> 01:05:01,200
point two percent.
To perform certain tasks or

1029
01:05:01,200 --> 01:05:05,100
roles.
And in other cases, we devolve

1030
01:05:05,100 --> 01:05:08,900
them or devolve down our with
the term is them to be like

1031
01:05:08,900 --> 01:05:12,800
worthless like pugs and stuff
where they can't even breathe,

1032
01:05:12,800 --> 01:05:15,800
right?
Or they have incredible like

1033
01:05:16,100 --> 01:05:20,700
joint issues and stuff so I
don't necessarily think it has

1034
01:05:20,700 --> 01:05:23,900
to be lab made especially if
there's history going back to

1035
01:05:23,900 --> 01:05:29,300
the 1800s or, you know, specific
Emperor's having you No, their

1036
01:05:29,300 --> 01:05:30,900
folklore about it or you know
what?

1037
01:05:30,900 --> 01:05:34,100
They did with the pandas and
stuff but certainly they could

1038
01:05:34,100 --> 01:05:38,900
be a part of a breeding program.
They were created at some point

1039
01:05:38,900 --> 01:05:42,800
by someone, who said, hey, let's
take these couple animals or

1040
01:05:42,800 --> 01:05:46,400
these two types of bears and
buried them together and the

1041
01:05:46,400 --> 01:05:52,600
result eventually was a panda
that I mean, you can't look at

1042
01:05:52,700 --> 01:05:55,000
world history and say that
that's never happened before

1043
01:05:55,000 --> 01:05:58,300
because you know all the
different types of dogs.

1044
01:05:58,400 --> 01:06:01,400
It absolutely has happened.
You know, I have a dog called

1045
01:06:01,400 --> 01:06:03,900
the Leonberger.
That was specifically made by

1046
01:06:03,900 --> 01:06:07,800
the Germans, to be like a giant
German Shepherd that's 170

1047
01:06:07,800 --> 01:06:11,500
pounds.
Mixed with Newfoundland English

1048
01:06:11,500 --> 01:06:16,000
Mastiff and st.
Bernard and you know, and he has

1049
01:06:16,000 --> 01:06:19,500
some of those traits and you can
kind of see that in the way he's

1050
01:06:19,500 --> 01:06:24,100
built.
But you know but and they in

1051
01:06:24,100 --> 01:06:27,800
Lindbergh Germany, put a big
statue of a bronze statue of a

1052
01:06:27,800 --> 01:06:29,900
Leonberger.
Her in the town square and

1053
01:06:29,900 --> 01:06:32,800
that's like their pride and joy
is that we created this animal,

1054
01:06:32,800 --> 01:06:34,500
right?
And it has a really interesting

1055
01:06:34,500 --> 01:06:36,500
history through World War One
World War Two and all that

1056
01:06:36,500 --> 01:06:39,200
stuff.
But regardless the pan it could

1057
01:06:39,200 --> 01:06:41,600
be the exact same thing.
It doesn't have to be a natural

1058
01:06:41,600 --> 01:06:48,300
animal and I'm under the opinion
that being a Bible believer.

1059
01:06:48,300 --> 01:06:51,400
And one of the questions is with
the whole flood thing.

1060
01:06:51,600 --> 01:06:55,500
Well how did every single
various type of animal get put

1061
01:06:55,500 --> 01:07:00,100
into the ark?
Well, it was Kind of animal so

1062
01:07:00,200 --> 01:07:04,700
bears and then over thousands of
years, those became brown bears.

1063
01:07:04,700 --> 01:07:08,300
Black bears polar bears, panda
bears eventually right.

1064
01:07:08,300 --> 01:07:12,100
So it just like it could have
been like that or it could have

1065
01:07:12,100 --> 01:07:14,600
just been a creation by someone.
So, yeah.

1066
01:07:14,600 --> 01:07:17,400
I'm actually on board with that
and I think that that could have

1067
01:07:17,400 --> 01:07:20,700
some validity to it and the fact
that China owns these things

1068
01:07:20,700 --> 01:07:24,300
like that, I don't know of any
other country in the world that

1069
01:07:24,300 --> 01:07:28,000
does that with their my
knowledge and animals, you know?

1070
01:07:28,400 --> 01:07:31,000
Which is very strange to my
knowledge.

1071
01:07:31,000 --> 01:07:35,700
There's no other animal that is
owned specifically by country

1072
01:07:35,700 --> 01:07:38,600
Nation whatever.
Okay.

1073
01:07:41,500 --> 01:07:48,400
I I didn't there's a huge chunk
of information that I could have

1074
01:07:48,400 --> 01:07:53,900
put in this about that.
However, it got really political

1075
01:07:54,200 --> 01:07:58,800
really quickly and it was a
little too much in my opinion

1076
01:07:58,800 --> 01:08:04,900
for what we focus on.
Yeah, it's It was it?

1077
01:08:04,900 --> 01:08:08,500
I did nausea and chattel and
yeah, yeah, it does exactly.

1078
01:08:08,500 --> 01:08:10,900
It's something that we want to
talk about on Shadow bandwidth,

1079
01:08:10,900 --> 01:08:15,000
not on infinite radical.
So I didn't include it.

1080
01:08:15,700 --> 01:08:23,600
But China uses the panda as a
political symbol and Panda

1081
01:08:23,600 --> 01:08:26,600
Express.
Yes, yeah, the whole nine yards.

1082
01:08:26,600 --> 01:08:29,200
Yeah, you know it and thank you
panda movies.

1083
01:08:29,300 --> 01:08:32,100
Yep.
But like yeah, the panda.

1084
01:08:33,399 --> 01:08:37,899
China has every right.
If they if I believe there's a

1085
01:08:37,899 --> 01:08:43,200
panda currently at the Calgary
Zoo up here in Canada, if China

1086
01:08:43,200 --> 01:08:47,000
decided they got mad at cat,
they wanted to be mad at Canada.

1087
01:08:47,000 --> 01:08:51,300
Pandas ours, send it back right
now and we have no choice.

1088
01:08:51,300 --> 01:08:53,899
We have to pack that Panda up
and we have to send it back.

1089
01:08:53,899 --> 01:08:59,399
That moment, red exit overnight,
literally literally is what we

1090
01:08:59,399 --> 01:09:03,399
have to do.
There is 24/7 cameras on A

1091
01:09:03,407 --> 01:09:07,600
Pandit was somebody constantly
monitoring the pandas writing

1092
01:09:07,600 --> 01:09:11,200
down, details taking data
collecting this information and

1093
01:09:11,200 --> 01:09:13,500
then that information gets sent
back to China.

1094
01:09:13,500 --> 01:09:17,500
At the end of the day, every
single day, because they want to

1095
01:09:17,500 --> 01:09:21,399
monitor their animals because
they own every single one of

1096
01:09:21,399 --> 01:09:25,800
these, most of these animals are
given out, especially nowadays.

1097
01:09:25,800 --> 01:09:28,899
I don't know if there's still a
loaning system in place, but

1098
01:09:28,899 --> 01:09:35,300
these animals are given out.
As a almost like a peace

1099
01:09:35,300 --> 01:09:40,000
offering we're going to give you
a panda and we're going to be on

1100
01:09:40,000 --> 01:09:42,000
good terms.
You don't attack us we don't

1101
01:09:42,000 --> 01:09:44,399
attack you.
Done.

1102
01:09:45,500 --> 01:09:47,300
Well, let you keep it on the
weekends.

1103
01:09:47,300 --> 01:09:51,899
Imagine if World War 3 was
stalled because of pandas, all

1104
01:09:51,899 --> 01:09:55,300
the zoos like, whoa, whoa, whoa,
whoa, let's not, let's not get

1105
01:09:55,300 --> 01:09:57,400
too crazy.
We don't this is our biggest

1106
01:09:57,400 --> 01:09:59,300
attraction right here.
It's like okay.

1107
01:09:59,300 --> 01:10:05,400
Well, you're right.
Yeah, I was just a little too

1108
01:10:05,400 --> 01:10:08,600
much for me to want to include
it, sure.

1109
01:10:08,600 --> 01:10:16,800
But essentially, not only is it
a very highly respected animal.

1110
01:10:17,900 --> 01:10:20,800
They very much use that animal
to their advantage.

1111
01:10:22,200 --> 01:10:25,900
Hmm.
Interesting and the penalties

1112
01:10:25,900 --> 01:10:28,600
for harming them are
catastrophic.

1113
01:10:28,700 --> 01:10:32,700
Yeah.
Hmm, 20 years to life in prison

1114
01:10:33,400 --> 01:10:36,200
pretty expensive burger, that's
an expensive burger.

1115
01:10:36,400 --> 01:10:39,000
Yeah.
Right.

1116
01:10:41,200 --> 01:10:44,600
And yeah, I would just like to
reiterate the fact, by all

1117
01:10:44,600 --> 01:10:45,900
means.
Go ahead and Google.

1118
01:10:45,900 --> 01:10:49,900
It are all pandas born, female.
You will 100% get the answer.

1119
01:10:49,900 --> 01:10:50,600
Yes.
All right.

1120
01:10:50,600 --> 01:10:52,800
I'm going to do it.
Do it right now and it will pop

1121
01:10:52,800 --> 01:10:55,300
right.
Say, Yes, in fact, all pandas

1122
01:10:55,300 --> 01:10:57,600
are all pandas are Bone, born
female?

1123
01:10:59,800 --> 01:11:04,000
I did this six times, I had
multiple people do this.

1124
01:11:04,400 --> 01:11:07,500
It happens.
Google box lies to you people.

1125
01:11:07,800 --> 01:11:13,000
Hmm.
The Google box is lying to you.

1126
01:11:13,200 --> 01:11:17,000
It doesn't specify their at all.
That that book this guy has

1127
01:11:17,000 --> 01:11:23,100
written is mostly made up facts
six weeks after giant panda Mei

1128
01:11:23,100 --> 01:11:27,500
Mei, Yang gave birth in
Washington, d.c. some so,

1129
01:11:27,500 --> 01:11:30,300
Indians National Zoo revealed,
the gender of the noun, Newborn

1130
01:11:30,300 --> 01:11:33,800
Cub not with a colored cake or
fireworks but with an adorable

1131
01:11:33,800 --> 01:11:35,800
photo and the result of a
genetic test.

1132
01:11:35,800 --> 01:11:38,600
It's a boy.
So yeah.

1133
01:11:38,700 --> 01:11:43,800
So like I said, they don't they
don't but at the very top it

1134
01:11:43,808 --> 01:11:46,000
says, oh yes.
All pandas are born female.

1135
01:11:46,800 --> 01:11:50,100
This is exactly the point I'm
trying to make Google box is

1136
01:11:50,100 --> 01:11:53,500
lying to us.
Google box spreads information

1137
01:11:53,800 --> 01:11:56,100
just as much as the average
idiot does.

1138
01:11:57,600 --> 01:11:59,700
Nails are only created if a
panda.

1139
01:11:59,900 --> 01:12:02,700
Seethes a fright, in its first
48 Hours of life.

1140
01:12:02,700 --> 01:12:05,000
This is why some zoos and play
Panda speakers.

1141
01:12:05,400 --> 01:12:08,100
Is that what that person was in
the costume, the panda spooker?

1142
01:12:09,800 --> 01:12:12,600
That's hilarious.
That's the case.

1143
01:12:14,700 --> 01:12:17,800
We got a boy coming.
Ya scared the crap out of that

1144
01:12:19,600 --> 01:12:21,800
crapped all over itself.
Of course, it could be one of

1145
01:12:21,800 --> 01:12:24,800
the 50 times a day, but it
certainly, that's the point.

1146
01:12:24,800 --> 01:12:28,600
I'm trying to get at those the
misinformation, this is clearly

1147
01:12:28,600 --> 01:12:30,900
not true.
I said, it earlier, they don't

1148
01:12:30,900 --> 01:12:34,200
develop genitalia until three to
four months and the only way to

1149
01:12:34,200 --> 01:12:39,100
find out is through a blood test
until then So that's just I

1150
01:12:39,100 --> 01:12:44,300
really, really, really wanted to
point out that Google spreads

1151
01:12:44,300 --> 01:12:47,900
misinformation just as the just
as much as the average 80 it

1152
01:12:47,900 --> 01:12:51,100
does.
Well, it's only the amount of

1153
01:12:51,100 --> 01:12:54,300
information that's on Google.
So if like the top researchers

1154
01:12:54,300 --> 01:12:58,400
saying, yeah, pandas are born
female, until they develop

1155
01:12:58,400 --> 01:13:00,800
that's not their parts.
That's just a guy who made up a

1156
01:13:00,800 --> 01:13:03,800
fact and put it in a book.
Yeah.

1157
01:13:03,800 --> 01:13:06,200
But that's what all science is
people that make up facts.

1158
01:13:06,900 --> 01:13:09,400
Fair fair.
Good fine.

1159
01:13:10,100 --> 01:13:12,200
I'll let you have that one.
Yeah.

1160
01:13:12,400 --> 01:13:15,600
I mean they're making it up
through research and stuff, but

1161
01:13:15,600 --> 01:13:18,900
they're putting it in a book and
then sometimes it's wrong, you

1162
01:13:18,900 --> 01:13:21,900
know?
Because sometimes I have to go

1163
01:13:21,900 --> 01:13:25,400
back and say, you know, what,
turns out I was wrong, this

1164
01:13:25,400 --> 01:13:31,000
space is not water, you know,
the Earth is actually flat.

1165
01:13:33,000 --> 01:13:36,000
Oh boy.
Kari ready for the next part,

1166
01:13:36,000 --> 01:13:37,400
then this one's a little
shorter.

1167
01:13:38,000 --> 01:13:40,400
Do it is this mine?
Not quite yet.

1168
01:13:40,400 --> 01:13:43,200
We're getting there.
No, I don't want to chill.

1169
01:13:43,200 --> 01:13:45,900
I want, I want it now.
Instant gratification getting

1170
01:13:45,900 --> 01:13:49,200
there were getting.
There is another theory that

1171
01:13:49,200 --> 01:13:52,800
suggests pandas are actually
extremely smart, and are only

1172
01:13:52,800 --> 01:13:56,700
pretending to be so dumb and
clumsy simply just for the spa

1173
01:13:56,700 --> 01:14:00,900
treatment that comes with it.
Now, there was some folklore,

1174
01:14:00,900 --> 01:14:03,900
than involved pandas stating
that they used to be feared and

1175
01:14:03,900 --> 01:14:08,700
dangerous animals.
Not not a creature, you would

1176
01:14:08,700 --> 01:14:12,000
want to cross paths with.
So, what happened?

1177
01:14:12,300 --> 01:14:14,000
Why are they suddenly these
cute?

1178
01:14:14,000 --> 01:14:16,100
Lovable clumsy creature
creatures?

1179
01:14:17,100 --> 01:14:20,500
What if they just decided to
play us all for Chumps?

1180
01:14:21,300 --> 01:14:25,400
They purposefully are playing
dumb to be pampered and just

1181
01:14:25,400 --> 01:14:28,800
handed food instead of having to
try so hard and fight in.

1182
01:14:28,900 --> 01:14:32,600
Wild all the time.
They just lost all interest in

1183
01:14:32,600 --> 01:14:35,700
living on their own and somehow
got humans to take care of them.

1184
01:14:35,700 --> 01:14:39,600
24/7.
There's also the suggestion that

1185
01:14:39,600 --> 01:14:42,900
they want to be, that there's
also the suggestion that they

1186
01:14:42,900 --> 01:14:46,900
want to be extinct, and humans
are simply just interfering with

1187
01:14:46,900 --> 01:14:50,200
the course of nature.
It is said that neither male or

1188
01:14:50,200 --> 01:14:53,300
female pandas have much of a sex
drive, so much.

1189
01:14:53,300 --> 01:14:58,800
So, to the point where they have
to be shown porn in order to get

1190
01:14:58,800 --> 01:15:03,800
them in the mood, Top that off
with the abandonment of Cubs and

1191
01:15:03,800 --> 01:15:06,400
the potential of the mother
killing the cub.

1192
01:15:07,500 --> 01:15:11,200
Also the poor reproductive
system, it all just seems a bit

1193
01:15:11,200 --> 01:15:13,800
odd.
They went from these Fierce

1194
01:15:13,800 --> 01:15:17,600
strong animals to these lazy.
Lazy useless creatures.

1195
01:15:18,200 --> 01:15:21,500
Seriously, what happened?
All of these poor survival

1196
01:15:21,500 --> 01:15:25,300
skills, could also help aid.
The lab made Chimera Theory.

1197
01:15:25,600 --> 01:15:28,200
Such an animal would have
figured out how to survive or

1198
01:15:28,200 --> 01:15:33,600
would have died out by now,
right, fun fact in 2014, a panda

1199
01:15:33,600 --> 01:15:37,200
faked being pregnant, just so
she could get more bamboo.

1200
01:15:37,300 --> 01:15:40,100
Ooh, and that's pretty smart if
you ask me.

1201
01:15:42,000 --> 01:15:44,500
That's pretty smart.
I just had this like when you

1202
01:15:44,500 --> 01:15:48,800
said that the porn thing I just
had this like the memory of like

1203
01:15:48,800 --> 01:15:52,000
that Beerfest movie where the
guy is like cranking one out on

1204
01:15:52,008 --> 01:15:55,300
the Frog, on the town, the
table.

1205
01:15:56,100 --> 01:15:58,600
We're just like look, that's a
big.

1206
01:15:58,900 --> 01:16:03,800
So we met up with this stuff all
the time, people get all on

1207
01:16:03,800 --> 01:16:06,400
their feels about animals going
extinct.

1208
01:16:06,700 --> 01:16:09,000
Sometimes it's not for a good
reason, right?

1209
01:16:09,000 --> 01:16:11,000
Like they get hunted to
Extinction and stuff like that.

1210
01:16:11,008 --> 01:16:14,600
In the populations have to be
brought back, which seems to be

1211
01:16:14,600 --> 01:16:19,700
the case for the panda.
But also I mean, given that, you

1212
01:16:19,700 --> 01:16:23,700
know, that one birth at a time
and if they have to they kill

1213
01:16:23,700 --> 01:16:25,800
one because just abandon it,
they're like, oh well I don't

1214
01:16:25,800 --> 01:16:28,400
have the energy and I kind of
looked up there like these of

1215
01:16:28,400 --> 01:16:30,400
them sitting on their cubs and
everything too.

1216
01:16:30,800 --> 01:16:35,700
So like they are just, I mean,
dog girl is creatures, right?

1217
01:16:35,700 --> 01:16:38,200
Do that like on purpose, but
they'll like, roll over on the

1218
01:16:38,200 --> 01:16:40,500
run or whatever, you know.
Just crush it crush the life out

1219
01:16:40,500 --> 01:16:42,300
of it.
But I mean if pandas doing the

1220
01:16:42,300 --> 01:16:47,900
same thing, I mean I think that
for a very long time and places

1221
01:16:47,900 --> 01:16:51,300
that weren't you know inhabited
by people to the extent of we're

1222
01:16:51,300 --> 01:16:55,100
trying to play God and keep
animals and things from

1223
01:16:55,100 --> 01:16:59,300
Extinction.
Things just died out things died

1224
01:16:59,300 --> 01:17:02,700
out, other things took its place
and I personally have the

1225
01:17:02,700 --> 01:17:06,300
opinion that yeah, they may be
cool and stuff, but if this is

1226
01:17:06,300 --> 01:17:09,600
really the extent that we're
going to to keep this population

1227
01:17:09,600 --> 01:17:13,000
of animals Alive.
What's the end?

1228
01:17:13,000 --> 01:17:15,500
Because it's not getting any
better, right?

1229
01:17:15,500 --> 01:17:22,100
So just let them be natural and
if they die out they die out to

1230
01:17:22,100 --> 01:17:26,500
me it's more weird to try to put
our hands in it and you know

1231
01:17:26,500 --> 01:17:29,600
project with the future
ecosystem is going to be like

1232
01:17:29,800 --> 01:17:32,300
you know, maybe there's an
up-and-coming creature that's

1233
01:17:32,300 --> 01:17:35,200
going to take the place of the
population of pandas in that

1234
01:17:35,200 --> 01:17:37,900
area.
But we are decimating that in

1235
01:17:37,907 --> 01:17:42,200
order to keep these lazy, you
No, whatever.

1236
01:17:42,200 --> 01:17:45,400
We don't care about even our own
reproduction animals alive.

1237
01:17:45,400 --> 01:17:47,900
You know, it just doesn't make a
whole heck of a lot of sense to

1238
01:17:47,900 --> 01:17:49,900
me.
Yeah.

1239
01:17:52,200 --> 01:17:53,400
Get it.
Or maybe I'm just selfish, I

1240
01:17:53,400 --> 01:17:54,100
don't know.
Whatever.

1241
01:17:58,700 --> 01:18:02,600
I think they're, I personally
have never really been nearly as

1242
01:18:02,600 --> 01:18:06,500
interested in pandas, is most
people are in this world, I

1243
01:18:06,500 --> 01:18:08,900
guess thought they were another
black and white creature that

1244
01:18:08,900 --> 01:18:12,700
roams the Earth.
Mmm.

1245
01:18:13,000 --> 01:18:16,700
Nothing said I keep in mind, I
am a deer hunter and deer

1246
01:18:16,700 --> 01:18:21,900
hunters, you know, help with,
you know, preserving the deer

1247
01:18:21,900 --> 01:18:23,700
population by taking out the
older one.

1248
01:18:23,700 --> 01:18:25,600
So, the younger ones have a
chance to mate and all that sort

1249
01:18:25,600 --> 01:18:29,300
of stuff and pass on good genes.
And that whole program is

1250
01:18:29,300 --> 01:18:32,000
insane.
The way that it's the way that

1251
01:18:32,100 --> 01:18:36,500
we manage Wildlife Resources and
stuff like that, the deer

1252
01:18:36,500 --> 01:18:38,800
population right now in the
United States is higher than

1253
01:18:38,800 --> 01:18:42,400
it's ever been.
Because when When the United

1254
01:18:42,400 --> 01:18:47,700
States was being colonized deer
and all manner of hooved animals

1255
01:18:47,700 --> 01:18:51,000
were hunted today near
Extinction you know the Bison.

1256
01:18:51,000 --> 01:18:55,300
Absolutely was right.
Dang near Extinction and those

1257
01:18:55,300 --> 01:18:59,600
numbers have come up and stuff.
But what we see in dear and you

1258
01:18:59,600 --> 01:19:01,900
know other types of hooved
animals and stuff and things

1259
01:19:01,900 --> 01:19:06,500
that we've hunted to Extinction,
there's a willingness to Once

1260
01:19:06,600 --> 01:19:09,900
protected and once preserved
there's a willingness to

1261
01:19:09,900 --> 01:19:14,000
explode, those populations.
To, you know, reclaim those

1262
01:19:14,000 --> 01:19:17,500
areas that were lost because of
the dwindling herds and all that

1263
01:19:17,500 --> 01:19:19,500
sort of stuff, but we're not
saying those pandas.

1264
01:19:19,500 --> 01:19:21,700
So why bother just let him go.
You know?

1265
01:19:21,900 --> 01:19:23,700
Yeah.
We had a good run by.

1266
01:19:24,000 --> 01:19:28,000
Yeah.
Yeah.

1267
01:19:28,700 --> 01:19:30,600
Yeah.
You got anything Jeremy?

1268
01:19:31,500 --> 01:19:39,500
Nope, no I this is This isn't
really my my forte, my mind is

1269
01:19:39,500 --> 01:19:42,000
more of lower and everything.
I was getting really excited

1270
01:19:42,000 --> 01:19:44,800
there at the beginning, not
saying that this is not excited,

1271
01:19:44,800 --> 01:19:46,500
this is good stuff and learning
a lot here.

1272
01:19:46,700 --> 01:19:51,800
I just, it definitely goes
through stages started.

1273
01:19:51,800 --> 01:19:54,700
Like I said, I brought a little
bit of all of us into this.

1274
01:19:55,600 --> 01:19:59,100
I started with the Jeremy stuff,
I'm good working on the Jeff

1275
01:19:59,100 --> 01:20:00,700
stuff.
I'm coming to the end of that,

1276
01:20:00,700 --> 01:20:03,800
and then we're just gonna blow
it right up with a jake move.

1277
01:20:04,000 --> 01:20:06,000
Yeah.
Now, what will turn it into a

1278
01:20:06,000 --> 01:20:08,000
Cryptid?
It is, if we allow them to die

1279
01:20:08,000 --> 01:20:11,800
out, but then people keep seeing
random little populations.

1280
01:20:11,800 --> 01:20:15,100
And then there's hints about the
pandas are coming back, that's

1281
01:20:15,100 --> 01:20:19,500
when it will be a real Cryptid.
And then we find out there is

1282
01:20:19,500 --> 01:20:23,800
one left over, and it's so lazy.
It's just, you know, leaned up

1283
01:20:23,800 --> 01:20:26,600
against it, free pissing all
over its own face, you know,

1284
01:20:27,200 --> 01:20:30,100
bamboo within three feet around
its body and then it just dies

1285
01:20:30,100 --> 01:20:33,900
eventually.
Right, hilarious.

1286
01:20:34,000 --> 01:20:36,500
Absolutely, if you're gonna go
out, you better go out

1287
01:20:36,500 --> 01:20:38,000
hilarious.
That's okay.

1288
01:20:39,300 --> 01:20:41,200
So here's the thing, we're
almost done.

1289
01:20:42,100 --> 01:20:46,000
Two more sections.
Hmm, let's do it.

1290
01:20:46,400 --> 01:20:50,900
Okay, so this is my last Jeff
type section.

1291
01:20:51,600 --> 01:20:55,400
It's Jeff's bedtime, and then
and then we're going to let you

1292
01:20:55,400 --> 01:20:59,200
guys give your final thoughts.
And I'm just gonna blow this

1293
01:20:59,200 --> 01:21:00,700
right out of the water.
Okay?

1294
01:21:01,000 --> 01:21:02,500
Okay, ready.
Yes.

1295
01:21:02,500 --> 01:21:06,300
Here we go.
Another suggestion that I came

1296
01:21:06,300 --> 01:21:11,000
across was pandas or all robots,
or even possibly people in

1297
01:21:11,000 --> 01:21:14,300
suits.
If you look at the way they sit,

1298
01:21:14,300 --> 01:21:18,300
it seems to be very human.
They have the extended wrist

1299
01:21:18,400 --> 01:21:21,400
with what looks like an axe
almost like a thumb.

1300
01:21:21,800 --> 01:21:29,100
Plus the dexterity of a panda
has this very human-like aspect

1301
01:21:29,100 --> 01:21:32,200
to it.
They're just curious and clumsy

1302
01:21:32,200 --> 01:21:35,800
is all something that humans
most definitely are at times as

1303
01:21:35,800 --> 01:21:38,400
well.
The way the humans and pandas

1304
01:21:38,400 --> 01:21:42,400
act seem very similar at times
and it is, and it has made

1305
01:21:42,400 --> 01:21:45,600
people question, whether the
panda is real animal, or just

1306
01:21:45,600 --> 01:21:49,300
someone in a really fancy suit,
one person.

1307
01:21:49,300 --> 01:21:53,500
Should one person suggested
these people acting as pandas

1308
01:21:53,500 --> 01:21:57,300
are just very drunk hence, why
they're so clumsy and carefree.

1309
01:21:58,100 --> 01:22:00,700
Baby pandas are just
animatronics so they don't have

1310
01:22:00,700 --> 01:22:05,600
to worry about any Outburst from
a real child, The Simpsons even

1311
01:22:05,600 --> 01:22:10,400
poked fun at this theory, in the
episode Homer versus dignity,

1312
01:22:10,400 --> 01:22:14,900
which aired November of 2000,
Homer dresses up as a panda and

1313
01:22:14,900 --> 01:22:19,400
dances for the crowd.
All the teasing aside, this

1314
01:22:19,400 --> 01:22:22,000
Theory can be led into a bit of
a dark Rabbit Hole.

1315
01:22:22,700 --> 01:22:25,600
There was a suggestion that
panda bears are somehow linked

1316
01:22:25,600 --> 01:22:27,800
to a pedophilic trafficking
ring.

1317
01:22:28,000 --> 01:22:32,300
NG known as Panda eyes?
Yes, this is as terrible as it

1318
01:22:32,300 --> 01:22:35,000
sounds.
However, Panda eyes is a whole

1319
01:22:35,000 --> 01:22:38,200
other conspiracy topic that is
very heavy and I could not find

1320
01:22:38,200 --> 01:22:40,400
relation to the giant panda
conspiracy.

1321
01:22:41,600 --> 01:22:45,300
But wait, there's more to it.
Still did you know that there's

1322
01:22:45,300 --> 01:22:48,600
a virus that can transmit two
pandas and we'll kill them?

1323
01:22:49,300 --> 01:22:52,900
Apparently, this is a thing, and
the reason why people who work

1324
01:22:52,900 --> 01:22:56,700
clothes closely with pandas, or
handle, the pandas are usually

1325
01:22:56,700 --> 01:23:00,500
dressed up in medical.
Including masks gloves, the

1326
01:23:00,500 --> 01:23:03,700
whole nine yards.
I couldn't find anything about a

1327
01:23:03,708 --> 01:23:08,000
human virus that could possibly
kill a panda, but I did find

1328
01:23:08,000 --> 01:23:10,200
that there.
Have been cases of canine

1329
01:23:10,200 --> 01:23:15,300
distemper virus in pandas the
canine distemper virus sometimes

1330
01:23:15,300 --> 01:23:18,700
referred to as the foot pad
disease can affect several

1331
01:23:18,700 --> 01:23:22,200
bodily functions including the
respiratory system, the spinal

1332
01:23:22,200 --> 01:23:26,300
cord and the brain and was
closely related to the measles

1333
01:23:26,300 --> 01:23:31,200
or mumps in humans.
But as far as for a human to

1334
01:23:31,200 --> 01:23:33,900
Panda, virus.
I could find no such thing.

1335
01:23:35,600 --> 01:23:36,800
What do you guys think about
that?

1336
01:23:38,200 --> 01:23:43,200
Strange.
I would say no to the people in

1337
01:23:43,200 --> 01:23:47,400
suits.
As I was reading that I could

1338
01:23:47,400 --> 01:23:50,100
hear literally, I was reading
that people in suits, I'm like,

1339
01:23:50,100 --> 01:23:52,800
wow, I've had this argument
before.

1340
01:23:54,400 --> 01:23:57,000
I've we've had this discussion
several times.

1341
01:23:57,100 --> 01:24:00,300
If we can't make a Bigfoot suit,
what the hell makes you think

1342
01:24:00,300 --> 01:24:03,600
we're going to make a panda
suit, right?

1343
01:24:04,600 --> 01:24:08,000
Like that's that's what went
through my head.

1344
01:24:08,000 --> 01:24:09,700
I've had this conversation
before.

1345
01:24:09,700 --> 01:24:12,900
We can't do this.
There's no way that that's a

1346
01:24:12,900 --> 01:24:15,000
person, a drunk person in a
suit.

1347
01:24:15,000 --> 01:24:16,200
I'm sorry.
I don't know.

1348
01:24:16,200 --> 01:24:19,300
I've been drunk many times.
I'm not quiet when I'm drunk.

1349
01:24:19,700 --> 01:24:23,700
Thank you.
So like I can't imagine a drunk.

1350
01:24:23,800 --> 01:24:27,700
Soon being willing to dress up
as a panda falling out of a tree

1351
01:24:27,700 --> 01:24:30,500
and just not saying a word and
getting up and walking away.

1352
01:24:31,600 --> 01:24:35,700
No, no, it's not happening.
Yes, it's ridiculous.

1353
01:24:35,800 --> 01:24:39,900
Unless they're mutes, yeah,
exactly.

1354
01:24:40,700 --> 01:24:42,400
How deep can this Rabbit Hole
go?

1355
01:24:42,500 --> 01:24:48,600
They're both drunk and they're
mutes and they're deaf and they

1356
01:24:48,900 --> 01:24:53,500
are very clumsy and they sneak
away to go get an extra buzz.

1357
01:24:53,500 --> 01:24:55,600
When No one's looking.
That's why.

1358
01:24:55,600 --> 01:24:57,900
Yeah, that's why people are
always around them because they

1359
01:24:57,900 --> 01:25:00,700
need to feed them more booze to
keep them perpetually drunk

1360
01:25:03,000 --> 01:25:05,100
answers right there.
Problem solved.

1361
01:25:05,200 --> 01:25:08,200
Yep.
What do you think, Jeremy?

1362
01:25:08,600 --> 01:25:11,600
What's your final thoughts about
the panda as of right now?

1363
01:25:13,100 --> 01:25:17,200
Interesting guy.
I don't believe that there is

1364
01:25:17,208 --> 01:25:24,400
existing nope and it honestly
wasn't one of the biggest head.

1365
01:25:24,400 --> 01:25:28,000
Scratchers today is the
camouflage question to me.

1366
01:25:28,100 --> 01:25:32,700
Yeah, that's a that is Das.
Got me going there racking my

1367
01:25:32,700 --> 01:25:34,600
brain.
You know, I mean if they're

1368
01:25:34,800 --> 01:25:42,900
going up Rocky snow covered
Hills or you know, whatever

1369
01:25:43,300 --> 01:25:47,000
maybe maybe that's the best way
is because of the pattern of

1370
01:25:47,000 --> 01:25:50,600
white and rock colored surfaces
from the snow.

1371
01:25:50,600 --> 01:25:54,400
But even then that that it's
such a weird pattern on those

1372
01:25:54,400 --> 01:25:58,000
things and they just look goofy,
looking Extremely Goofy.

1373
01:25:58,300 --> 01:26:01,300
And then on top of that, they
handstand piss, which is

1374
01:26:02,100 --> 01:26:05,700
something I'm going to have
Colorado. - that's you, that's

1375
01:26:05,700 --> 01:26:10,000
very funny.
You just just see like a an

1376
01:26:10,000 --> 01:26:14,300
embarrassment of pandas.
Handstand pissing all over each

1377
01:26:14,300 --> 01:26:19,400
other.
Like that's embarrassing, dad

1378
01:26:19,400 --> 01:26:25,100
jokes.
Very cool.

1379
01:26:25,500 --> 01:26:27,800
I, I really appreciated this
episode.

1380
01:26:27,800 --> 01:26:30,200
This was ready for me.
You ready for me to pull the

1381
01:26:30,200 --> 01:26:32,400
Jake and blow this right out of
the water, though.

1382
01:26:32,600 --> 01:26:33,900
And then, can I say my final
thoughts?

1383
01:26:34,800 --> 01:26:36,900
Yeah, you can have a final
thoughts after that to?

1384
01:26:37,000 --> 01:26:39,100
Okay, cool.
Well, I mean, yeah.

1385
01:26:40,700 --> 01:26:45,500
So, demons for I read this, the
entire time I was writing up

1386
01:26:45,500 --> 01:26:48,300
this Little Portion here.
I could not stop thinking about

1387
01:26:48,300 --> 01:26:51,500
the night crawler.
So gross never said that.

1388
01:26:51,800 --> 01:26:57,800
I'm out guys, here's the thing
with this conspiracy.

1389
01:26:58,700 --> 01:27:03,000
The entire thing was started on
Reddit, back in 2014, someone

1390
01:27:03,000 --> 01:27:05,800
posted a picture of two pandas
playing on some school ground

1391
01:27:05,800 --> 01:27:09,500
equipment and captioned, it
quote, I'm fairly certain that.

1392
01:27:09,600 --> 01:27:14,900
Pandas are just an extremely
elaborate hoax and quote from

1393
01:27:14,900 --> 01:27:18,200
there, the idea took off and
people as I mentioned before,

1394
01:27:18,600 --> 01:27:22,000
clearly didn't do any proper
research before dropping all of

1395
01:27:22,000 --> 01:27:26,100
these so-called facts about
pandas today, it has become one

1396
01:27:26,100 --> 01:27:29,000
of the bigger conspiracy
theories to make its rounds on

1397
01:27:29,000 --> 01:27:32,400
Tick-Tock.
The reality is if we can't make

1398
01:27:32,400 --> 01:27:36,100
a bigfoot costume to look that
realistic, there's no way we can

1399
01:27:36,100 --> 01:27:39,400
make a giant panda suit to make
the to look that realistic.

1400
01:27:39,600 --> 01:27:43,400
Well, the pandas aren't real.
Conspiracy is actually quite on

1401
01:27:43,400 --> 01:27:47,500
par with the birds aren't real
conspiracy, but not nearly as

1402
01:27:47,500 --> 01:27:50,200
cool.
So, with all that being said,

1403
01:27:50,300 --> 01:27:54,000
here's my final thoughts.
I think pandas are as real as

1404
01:27:54,000 --> 01:27:57,800
can be, despite how clumsy and
human-like they may appear.

1405
01:27:58,100 --> 01:28:00,500
The reality of the topic is,
it's nothing more than some

1406
01:28:00,500 --> 01:28:03,200
misinformation and rumors that
have been spreading for almost a

1407
01:28:03,208 --> 01:28:05,600
decade.
Now, they are not allowed made

1408
01:28:05,600 --> 01:28:07,600
creature.
They are not people in a very

1409
01:28:07,600 --> 01:28:09,500
well-made suit.
Nor are they are robots.

1410
01:28:09,600 --> 01:28:11,400
Ott.
There's plenty of history and

1411
01:28:11,400 --> 01:28:14,400
documentation on pandas, and
yeah, they might have their food

1412
01:28:14,400 --> 01:28:17,600
source a bit backwards but hey,
they're happy, right?

1413
01:28:18,500 --> 01:28:21,000
I genuinely think that people
need to learn how to take a step

1414
01:28:21,000 --> 01:28:23,500
back.
Do some real and good research.

1415
01:28:24,400 --> 01:28:27,200
It doesn't help that Google is
confirming false information

1416
01:28:27,200 --> 01:28:30,000
either.
So with that being said, stop

1417
01:28:30,000 --> 01:28:33,100
using the Google box.
Don't believe everything you

1418
01:28:33,100 --> 01:28:36,000
read or see on the internet
because it might lead you down

1419
01:28:36,000 --> 01:28:39,000
some crazy yet.
Still silly rabbit holes like

1420
01:28:39,000 --> 01:28:40,000
this one.
Here.

1421
01:28:40,700 --> 01:28:43,600
I hope everyone enjoyed this
topic and I know it's a bit of a

1422
01:28:43,600 --> 01:28:45,900
weird one, but I thought it
would be interesting.

1423
01:28:46,300 --> 01:28:48,200
Interesting to discuss,
nonetheless.

1424
01:28:48,800 --> 01:28:50,800
I had to make sure that people
knew the truth about these

1425
01:28:50,800 --> 01:28:54,600
adorable and clumsy animals.
Yeah, I'll admit there's some

1426
01:28:54,600 --> 01:28:58,200
shady shit, but I can also tell
you that the giant pandas are

1427
01:28:58,200 --> 01:29:04,000
absolutely 100% real.
The end adorable.

1428
01:29:04,300 --> 01:29:11,200
That being said, I don't believe
that pandas are no, no, I

1429
01:29:11,200 --> 01:29:17,500
actually think that there could
be, sure, I think that they

1430
01:29:17,500 --> 01:29:23,000
could be genetic mutations or
bread to look that way for

1431
01:29:24,700 --> 01:29:29,300
royalty reasons or, you know,
some sort of prestige reasons.

1432
01:29:30,100 --> 01:29:32,800
I mean, I don't think that this
is Is too political to say

1433
01:29:32,800 --> 01:29:35,400
anyone can really look on the
news these days and see what

1434
01:29:35,400 --> 01:29:39,900
China's doing.
And the fact that they they hold

1435
01:29:39,900 --> 01:29:43,200
on to this resource of the
pandas, which are only native to

1436
01:29:43,200 --> 01:29:47,200
China, and they hold onto some
so closely that they rent them

1437
01:29:47,200 --> 01:29:51,200
out to two places.
And the stipulation is at any

1438
01:29:51,200 --> 01:29:53,700
point we could say, all right
now, give them back.

1439
01:29:55,000 --> 01:29:58,500
It just kind of goes
hand-in-hand with the way that

1440
01:29:58,500 --> 01:30:00,700
the government of China
controls.

1441
01:30:00,700 --> 01:30:02,500
Everything else.
Inside a China.

1442
01:30:02,800 --> 01:30:06,300
So that really isn't, you know,
thinking about it more.

1443
01:30:06,700 --> 01:30:11,800
It's not really that unique or
that mysterious rather, it's

1444
01:30:11,800 --> 01:30:13,300
like, okay.
Well I mean, it makes total

1445
01:30:13,300 --> 01:30:17,500
sense comparing where they come
from and the way that that is

1446
01:30:17,500 --> 01:30:18,700
all these are being handled over
there.

1447
01:30:18,700 --> 01:30:22,200
Rising between that was.
Yeah, that's right.

1448
01:30:22,200 --> 01:30:24,700
But it was like, but I don't
know, maybe, yeah.

1449
01:30:24,700 --> 01:30:28,200
Maybe they were created to be
some sort of prestigious type

1450
01:30:28,200 --> 01:30:30,600
thing, you know, I mean, who
knows?

1451
01:30:31,400 --> 01:30:37,900
But it's, I don't think that
you'd have to go far to find

1452
01:30:38,100 --> 01:30:44,000
conspiracies for dang near
everything that exists, you

1453
01:30:44,000 --> 01:30:50,800
know, in the animal kingdom in,
you know, politically or

1454
01:30:50,800 --> 01:30:51,900
whatever.
Right.

1455
01:30:52,000 --> 01:30:55,000
I think that we could probably
do a topic like this and a deep

1456
01:30:55,000 --> 01:30:58,500
dive like this on, you know,
anything?

1457
01:30:59,500 --> 01:31:02,800
I know that like there's a
really big Beer see that here in

1458
01:31:02,800 --> 01:31:06,900
North America the Black Panther
exists, right?

1459
01:31:06,900 --> 01:31:09,900
But it's more along the lines of
like a black mountain lion.

1460
01:31:10,200 --> 01:31:16,900
Even though there has never,
once been a mountain lion that

1461
01:31:16,900 --> 01:31:20,400
has been born.
That looked any different from

1462
01:31:20,500 --> 01:31:22,400
any other mountain lion that's
ever been born.

1463
01:31:22,900 --> 01:31:24,400
At least observed.
Right.

1464
01:31:24,500 --> 01:31:27,800
That's not to say it couldn't
happen, but it's highly

1465
01:31:27,800 --> 01:31:31,900
improbable.
But yet people still He'll claim

1466
01:31:31,900 --> 01:31:34,800
that they've seen black mountain
lions and there's a huge

1467
01:31:34,800 --> 01:31:37,100
population in southern states
that believe that there's a

1468
01:31:37,108 --> 01:31:41,000
black panther not saying not,
not talking about the ones that

1469
01:31:41,000 --> 01:31:42,700
come from like Mexico and stuff,
right?

1470
01:31:43,100 --> 01:31:48,500
But like a native Black Panther
and that's, you know, could be

1471
01:31:48,600 --> 01:31:51,300
cryptozoology, could be huge
conspiracy, that sort of stuff,

1472
01:31:52,900 --> 01:31:55,000
but it's just like, you know?
It's I mean, it's interesting.

1473
01:31:55,000 --> 01:31:57,600
It's interesting getting into
what people think about the sort

1474
01:31:57,600 --> 01:32:00,300
of stuff.
And I think if you, if you tie

1475
01:32:00,300 --> 01:32:06,400
in the History of, you know, a
foreign nation that, you know,

1476
01:32:07,000 --> 01:32:11,000
we I barely know what our own
government and you know, people

1477
01:32:11,000 --> 01:32:16,500
are doing across the country.
You know, I have no idea, you

1478
01:32:16,500 --> 01:32:20,100
know, really with it out, you
know, it being broadcasted what

1479
01:32:20,100 --> 01:32:23,200
China's doing.
So you could add a mysterious

1480
01:32:23,200 --> 01:32:27,000
factor into it with this animal.
That's very exclusive to that

1481
01:32:27,000 --> 01:32:30,100
region and then the way they
hold that resource so closely.

1482
01:32:30,400 --> 01:32:32,900
I mean, it makes sense.
So that they, you know, I don't

1483
01:32:32,900 --> 01:32:36,100
know why we wouldn't do that.
Be like, whatever our natural

1484
01:32:36,100 --> 01:32:40,600
animal is that's different from
everywhere else versus what

1485
01:32:40,600 --> 01:32:46,200
happened in the, you know,
thirteen to Seventeen hundreds,

1486
01:32:46,200 --> 01:32:49,600
which was, hey, there's no pigs
on this island in Hawaii.

1487
01:32:49,700 --> 01:32:52,700
Let's bring it pigs, you know?
Or just like, we're all this

1488
01:32:52,700 --> 01:32:56,400
sort of stuff or oh, gosh,
there's no carp over here and,

1489
01:32:56,400 --> 01:32:58,900
you know, the western United
States, let's throw carp and

1490
01:32:58,900 --> 01:33:01,800
every single River and Stream.
So it destroys the Natural fish

1491
01:33:01,800 --> 01:33:04,600
populations that are in there,
you know, it's just like we just

1492
01:33:04,600 --> 01:33:07,000
take all these animals and throw
them out all over the place

1493
01:33:07,300 --> 01:33:11,500
versus a country that's using
the animal that's native to them

1494
01:33:11,500 --> 01:33:14,800
and saying you know, let's make
some money off this thing

1495
01:33:15,100 --> 01:33:19,400
especially if they're so dumb
and lazy that they probably

1496
01:33:19,400 --> 01:33:22,400
won't be around for very much
longer without extreme human

1497
01:33:22,400 --> 01:33:24,900
intervention.
Let's make a bunch of money off

1498
01:33:24,900 --> 01:33:28,600
of this thing, you know, a
million dollars, a pop and just

1499
01:33:28,600 --> 01:33:31,200
telling me like this is a loner,
this isn't for you.

1500
01:33:31,300 --> 01:33:33,400
This is you know this is ours.
Yeah.

1501
01:33:33,500 --> 01:33:38,600
You know I think you know it's
somewhat messed up but also

1502
01:33:38,600 --> 01:33:41,400
somewhat pretty intelligent to
do something like that.

1503
01:33:41,400 --> 01:33:46,900
Yeah.
Yeah, I don't know, I don't, I'm

1504
01:33:46,900 --> 01:33:49,500
not buying into any of the
conspiracies, besides the one

1505
01:33:49,500 --> 01:33:53,600
that, you know, it could have
been just made by people but you

1506
01:33:53,600 --> 01:33:58,900
know not in any sort of lab sort
of experiment, type thing, you

1507
01:33:58,900 --> 01:34:03,900
know, it doesn't take a
laboratory to breed a specific

1508
01:34:03,900 --> 01:34:07,500
type of, you know, dog or a
specific type of whatever.

1509
01:34:07,500 --> 01:34:10,900
You know, if you want to make a
liger, you don't have to join

1510
01:34:10,900 --> 01:34:13,200
the embryo in the air or the
embryo.

1511
01:34:13,400 --> 01:34:16,500
The sperm together for the egg
and the sperm together in a test

1512
01:34:16,500 --> 01:34:19,900
tube.
I'm sure you could or people do,

1513
01:34:20,200 --> 01:34:23,000
but if you could get them to
just mate with each other, you

1514
01:34:23,000 --> 01:34:26,300
know, you could just do that,
but I don't know.

1515
01:34:26,700 --> 01:34:31,300
I think it's interesting,
regardless, Yeah.

1516
01:34:32,000 --> 01:34:35,100
That's why I did it.
Yeah I thought it was a lot of

1517
01:34:35,100 --> 01:34:41,400
fun and it was like I said it
kind of veered off of the normal

1518
01:34:41,400 --> 01:34:45,000
path that we do a little bit.
So kid you did a great job.

1519
01:34:45,300 --> 01:34:45,900
Yeah.
Yeah.

1520
01:34:46,000 --> 01:34:48,600
You had you had a lot of
different aspects in there and

1521
01:34:48,600 --> 01:34:51,000
on top of that I think people
that are listening to this or

1522
01:34:51,000 --> 01:34:54,700
going to get a really good chunk
of knowledge when it comes to

1523
01:34:54,700 --> 01:34:57,300
the history and mythology of
pandas and I think that's where

1524
01:34:57,300 --> 01:34:59,700
I learned a lot about pandas do
other the locker.

1525
01:34:59,700 --> 01:35:01,600
So I learned a lot just
Listening to you today.

1526
01:35:01,600 --> 01:35:03,400
Yeah.
No nothing coming into this.

1527
01:35:04,200 --> 01:35:08,000
I even know if pandas were real.
I've never seen one there you

1528
01:35:08,000 --> 01:35:09,200
go.
Now you got your answer

1529
01:35:09,200 --> 01:35:12,700
apparently they're real?
Well, yeah, I've never seen one

1530
01:35:12,700 --> 01:35:15,500
of their life but true.
Yeah, me neither.

1531
01:35:16,100 --> 01:35:18,500
Oh, I even wish I knew goes do
and I didn't see one.

1532
01:35:18,900 --> 01:35:22,000
I have no, I had it.
That was him in pictures and

1533
01:35:22,000 --> 01:35:26,200
videos he's ever seen.
I've seen red paint little red.

1534
01:35:26,200 --> 01:35:28,400
Pandas are so cute.
Those things.

1535
01:35:28,500 --> 01:35:30,500
Okay, they're they're cute.
They're adorable.

1536
01:35:30,900 --> 01:35:34,900
For just those are Atkins.
My favorite thing is when they

1537
01:35:34,900 --> 01:35:38,800
get all huffy and they stand up
on their hind legs and like they

1538
01:35:38,800 --> 01:35:52,000
come on, pretty
awesome that you wanted a red

1539
01:35:52,000 --> 01:35:54,000
panda as a pet.
I'd be like, yeah, I mean

1540
01:35:54,000 --> 01:35:58,300
obviously well I was one of
those too but I want a possum

1541
01:35:58,300 --> 01:36:07,100
first, I mean, I can.
Okay, Why don't know what

1542
01:36:07,400 --> 01:36:10,500
animal.
I truly truly would love to have

1543
01:36:10,500 --> 01:36:11,800
as a pet.
Hmm.

1544
01:36:12,300 --> 01:36:16,800
A tortoise, not a sugar glider.
Not.

1545
01:36:16,800 --> 01:36:19,200
So, that's what Katie wants.
Katie want to show you.

1546
01:36:19,200 --> 01:36:23,000
I want a tortoise.
I like turtles.

1547
01:36:23,800 --> 01:36:26,600
Send you a snapping turtle will
call it a car.

1548
01:36:26,600 --> 01:36:30,000
You like turtles ice.
I had a turtle long, long time

1549
01:36:30,000 --> 01:36:35,000
ago. his name was shaky
disclaimer, we are not actually

1550
01:36:35,000 --> 01:36:43,100
shipping animals, as far as I
know that's illegal, but That's

1551
01:36:43,100 --> 01:36:46,300
pandas very good kid.
Thank you.

1552
01:36:46,400 --> 01:36:50,700
Very, very cool.
I have next time brown bears.

1553
01:36:51,200 --> 01:36:53,300
Do they exist?
Are they aliens?

1554
01:36:53,600 --> 01:36:56,100
Are they here for our butts?
Find out?

1555
01:36:56,100 --> 01:37:01,700
Next time on infant Rabbit Hole.
Oh my God, the answer to all the

1556
01:37:01,700 --> 01:37:02,600
above is.
Yes.

1557
01:37:02,900 --> 01:37:06,000
Yep Millions they're definitely
here for our butts.

1558
01:37:06,200 --> 01:37:12,000
Yep aliens love but stuff alien
bear love but stuff.

1559
01:37:12,100 --> 01:37:17,300
If he's man their sake, half
man.

1560
01:37:17,300 --> 01:37:20,700
Half, bear and half pig.
Seen a shaved Beer Baron, tell

1561
01:37:20,700 --> 01:37:22,700
me it's not a fucking alien out
for your butthole.

1562
01:37:23,200 --> 01:37:26,800
Oh, go ahead.
Tell me, good goodness.

1563
01:37:26,900 --> 01:37:32,400
Now I well, kid through your
clothes out house.

1564
01:37:32,400 --> 01:37:34,900
No, you go for it.
Me, you told me that you told

1565
01:37:34,900 --> 01:37:40,100
me, that was your job.
So, awful hole and do your job.

1566
01:37:40,300 --> 01:37:42,200
I don't think so lazy.
Yeah.

1567
01:37:42,500 --> 01:37:45,400
That'll be your exact words
were.

1568
01:37:45,600 --> 01:37:48,800
I always do the closing I'm
because nobody wants to do it.

1569
01:37:48,800 --> 01:37:51,300
Everyone scared.
I didn't write one up this time

1570
01:37:51,300 --> 01:37:52,300
because you don't have the
right.

1571
01:37:52,300 --> 01:37:54,700
So, Adam anyone about it.
I want to write it up.

1572
01:37:54,800 --> 01:37:58,000
Anyways that was another a
rabbit hole podcast.

1573
01:37:58,000 --> 01:37:59,800
Thank you for stopping by, we'll
see you next week.

1574
01:37:59,900 --> 01:38:01,500
Next bath of the infant Rabbit
Hole.

1575
01:38:02,100 --> 01:38:04,500
Bye everybody.
Bye-bye.